Don't Gig If You're Suffering From Diarrhoea!!

[Potaton]

We did a gig @ the Two Pigs in Cheltenham,UK,3 years ago...I hadn't been too well in the bowel region for a couple of days...Anyway,half way through one of our songs,i decided i needed to fart...Needless to say,it was more "Liquid" than Gas...I had to stand there,with my underwear full of liquid poop,pretending everything was fine,whilst my colleagues were stomping around the stage wondering where the fowl stench was coming from........Me=Red face!!!

When we finished the song,i left our singer to entertain the audience as best as he could whilst i ran to the toilet,took my trousers & undies off,washed my backside with clean toilet water,hid my soiled undies behind the pan,put my trousers back on & carried on gigging.......A truly horrid experience,but it makes for a good story to tell the Grandchildren!

[Demon_Hunter]

Just waiting for that first post that says, "No pix or it didn't happen"

[smogg]

Originally Posted by Demon_Hunter

Just waiting for that first post that says, "No pix or it didn't happen"

LMAO...no pic needed on this one thank you.

[Potaton]

Originally Posted by Demon_Hunter

Just waiting for that first post that says, "No pix or it didn't happen"

Believe me,taking pictures was the last thing on my mind at the time.....I wish i had though

[whitedk57]

I can't believe you shared that. But since you did, I have a similar experience running sound at church. Well, I had no indication that I was ill in any way, and I went to fart. This was during practice before the service. I had to hurry home, change clothes, throw my undies away, take a quick shower, and get back to the church before service started. Not cool, but funny now!

[LaughingGroove]

[quote=whitedk57;7331939]I can't believe you shared that. /QUOTE]

+1

I'm sure many people have, but I played a show once with the flu, was trying not to puke on stage, luckily I was able to make it until breaks. 102 degree fever and stage light don't mix well.

[toobalicious]

maybe we should start the "bassists with IBS" club?

[MonetBass]

I would think this would go without saying. But hey, live and learn man.

[Ubersheist]

Originally Posted by Potaton

We did a gig @ the Two Pigs in Cheltenham,UK,3 years ago...I hadn't been too well in the bowel region for a couple of days...Anyway,half way through one of our songs,i decided i needed to fart...Needless to say,it was more "Liquid" than Gas...I had to stand there,with my underwear full of liquid poop,pretending everything was fine,whilst my colleagues were stomping around the stage wondering where the fowl stench was coming from........Me=Red face!!!

When we finished the song,i left our singer to entertain the audience as best as he could whilst i ran to the toilet,took my trousers & undies off,washed my backside with clean toilet water,hid my soiled undies behind the pan,put my trousers back on & carried on gigging.......A truly horrid experience,but it makes for a good story to tell the Grandchildren!

Your story reminds me of a Fishbone story that I read about. The bassplayer and singer were reminiscing about their first tour of Japan back in the '80s. Angelo, the singer, got the runs, and the bass player said he could smell that smell, and even saw some of it rolling down and out of the singer's pant leg.

Ug. Nasty, but they're still out there touring today.

[Spinal Tapper]

Best advice I ever took: Don't fart when you have diarrhea

[BillyRay]

A friend of mine shat himself during a classical guitar audition in college. His words when he got out of the room: "I took a gamble and I lost."

I had to buy a tarp at Canadian Tire to put on his seat. Hilarious.

[dmusic148]

Ah, a timeless classic- the onstage 'Shart.' Been there.

[BassScum]

Yeah, Don't fart if you think you got diarreah until you can get to a toilet. I had the same thing happen but not on stage but on the way driving to a gig. I had to pull over at a gas station use the bathroom clean up and also chuck my undies in the trash went commando the rest of the night.

[fleabee]

Haaaaa you gambled and lost

[Igital]

Did some gigs in Poland in the eighties and several of us got food poisoned. In the middle of a song one of our guitar players just throws his guitar on the stage floor (he's usually always careful with his gear), jumps off stage and does the funniest attempt at running I've ever seen, all the way through the audience to the toilets at the back of the room. We had to finish the gig without him...

[Stumbo]

Imodium AD can usually get you through stuff like this. 'rrhea usually goes away on its own after the bacteria or the cause has been flushed out of the body,

Depending on your situation, drink lots of water regularly and some Gatorade (electrolytes). Depending on the cause, you may want to eat some plain yogurt and bananas. See the Doc if it continues.

Once your diarrhea starts to ease up, start eating low-fiber foods and foods that can easily be digested. Chicken noodles, crackers and rice will help you feel better after your bout with diarrhea. Do not start eating dairy products and greasy, high-fat foods until after you're fully recovered.

Info is from: http://www.howtogetridofstuff.com/he...d-of-diarrhea/

[Jerose]

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.


Ok maybe a lot.

[Ubersheist]

Originally Posted by Jerose

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.


Ok maybe a lot.

Er, are you sure it was 'throw up?'

[BillyRay]

Originally Posted by Stumbo

Imodium AD can usually get you through stuff like this. 'rrhea usually goes away on its own after the bacteria or the cause has been flushed out of the body,

Depending on your situation, drink lots of water regularly and some Gatorade (electrolytes). Depending on the cause, you may want to eat some plain yogurt and bananas. See the Doc if it continues.

Once your diarrhea starts to ease up, start eating low-fiber foods and foods that can easily be digested. Chicken noodles, crackers and rice will help you feel better after your bout with diarrhea. Do not start eating dairy products and greasy, high-fat foods until after you're fully recovered.

Info is from: http://www.howtogetridofstuff.com/he...d-of-diarrhea/

Stumbo, is there a question you don't have the answer to ?

a) My singer is a big pansy... Stumbo: Here are some links to deal with it.
b) Quick I need to learn walk bass for an audition... Stumbo: Here are some links to help ya.
c) I'm sharting myself on a regular basis... Stumbo: Ease off on the dairy, and yah, here are some links.

[InspectorEddie]

Had that happen on a much milder level once... it was at a live show in a Chicago dive bar that some one was recording. The recording did not pick up the butt trumpet i was playing all night long. We got a copy of this show and called it "the loose bowel sessions."