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08-07-2008, 02:23 PM
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A drummer had been frustrated that the lead singer and the guitarist always ended up getting the chicks, and blamed the fact that he was hidden behind layers and layers of cymbals and toms.
So he decided to start playing a new instrument and went to the music store...
He looks around and after a while a store clerk asks him if he could be at any service. "Yes, I would like the white accordion over there and the red trumpet on the wall," the drummer says. "Well", the clerk responds, "The fire extinguisher you can buy, but the radiator stays here!"
...I know it's kind of lame. Usually, I am very fond of drummers  |
08-07-2008, 02:25 PM
| | Son, I am disappoint. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Gig Harbor, Washington | | | AHAHAHAH
Oh my god, the sad thing is that something like that would happen.
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08-07-2008, 02:42 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Wichita, KS | | | knock knock
- who's there?
the funny bass player
- the funny bass player who?
yeah, I wouldn't have believed it either
bonus:
knock knock
- who's there?
Jaco
- Jaco who?
exactly
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08-08-2008, 05:13 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Tyneside, UK | | I'm a drummer..... 
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08-08-2008, 06:11 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Wichita, KS | | | haha, that means yer dum...wait, me too... crap.
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Originally Posted by T.O.Bass People listen to Nickelback? | |
08-08-2008, 09:49 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: NY, NY | | I also play drums 
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Originally Posted by THand Really, what I keep thinking is:
put "getting drunk with GE" on bucket list:D | Taking parts donations for another Drunk Rock bass. FS/FT Montreux Little Buffer Ben Lindsey Jazz |
08-08-2008, 10:05 PM
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Originally Posted by T.O.Bass People listen to Nickelback? | |
08-08-2008, 10:30 PM
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I also play drums
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| So... does that mean we have to explain the joke for you?? 
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08-08-2008, 10:49 PM
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Originally Posted by kesslari So... does that mean we have to explain the joke for you?? | +1
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08-08-2008, 10:56 PM
|  | Proud to be in the LOWER class \m/ | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Plainfield Illinois | | Q: What do you call the person who hangs around with the band?
A: The drummer!
Q: Whats the difference between a drummer and a pizza?
A: A pizza can feed a family of four!
Kidding of course.
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08-09-2008, 01:32 AM
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Originally Posted by kesslari So... does that mean we have to explain the joke for you?? | There was a joke?  
What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?
The drummer
How many drummers does it take to change a like bulb
6. One to change the bulb and 5 to say how Neil Pert could have done it better.
OR
19. One to hold the bulb, and 18 to drink until the room spins.
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Originally Posted by THand Really, what I keep thinking is:
put "getting drunk with GE" on bucket list:D | Taking parts donations for another Drunk Rock bass. FS/FT Montreux Little Buffer Ben Lindsey Jazz |
08-09-2008, 01:37 AM
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They have machines that can do that too..... Quote:
Originally Posted by GeneralElectric How many drummers does it take to change a like bulb
6. One to change the bulb and 5 to say how Neil Pert could have done it better.
OR
19. One to hold the bulb, and 18 to drink until the room spins. | |
08-09-2008, 01:44 AM
| | Son, I am disappoint. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Gig Harbor, Washington | | Quote:
Originally Posted by baalroo knock knock
- who's there?
the funny bass player
- the funny bass player who?
yeah, I wouldn't have believed it either
bonus:
knock knock
- who's there?
Jaco
- Jaco who?
exactly | Oh my god thats terrible 
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08-09-2008, 01:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Stereo Joe OR
They have machines that can do that too..... | Wanna play that game, now do we? 
How many bassists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because the keyboardist does it with his left hand.
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Originally Posted by THand Really, what I keep thinking is:
put "getting drunk with GE" on bucket list:D | Taking parts donations for another Drunk Rock bass. FS/FT Montreux Little Buffer Ben Lindsey Jazz |
08-09-2008, 01:48 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Georgetown, Kentucky | | | what's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?
with a drum machine, you only have to punch in the information once!
How can you tell if a drummer is knocking at your door?
The knock slows down!
And just to show I can make fun of myself:
how many bassists does it take to change a lightbulb?
none- the keyboardist can do it with their left hand!
edit: dangit GeneralElectric, beat me |
08-09-2008, 02:12 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Tulsa , OK | | What do you call a beautiful woman on a drummers arm????..... a tattoo!!!!
What is the difference between a drummer and a savings bond?
One will mature and make money.
What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?
Homeless.
How can you tell when the drum riser is level?
Drool comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth
and finally.....
If a hundred dollar bill was laying in the center of a room, and Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, a drummer with good time, and a drummer with bad time were standing in the corners, who would get to it first?
The drummer with bad time of course. The other three don't exist.
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08-09-2008, 02:29 AM
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08-09-2008, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Ampeg SVT Oh my god thats terrible | glad you noticed
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Originally Posted by T.O.Bass People listen to Nickelback? | |
08-09-2008, 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by voodoobassist If a hundred dollar bill was laying in the center of a room, and Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, a drummer with good time, and a drummer with bad time were standing in the corners, who would get to it first?
The drummer with bad time of course. The other three don't exist. | Ooo...that was pretty good. |
08-09-2008, 10:35 PM
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Originally Posted by voodoobassist If a hundred dollar bill was laying in the center of a room, and Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, a drummer with good time, and a drummer with bad time were standing in the corners, who would get to it first?
The drummer with bad time of course. The other three don't exist. | What do you mean the other 3 don't exist?
Just kidding
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