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Old 06-29-2009, 05:15 PM
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Old 06-29-2009, 05:33 PM
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it keeps better time than some of the drummers i've played with...
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Old 06-29-2009, 06:27 PM
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Pssh. Get a drummer. ()
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that is the most hillbilly, redneck thing i have ever seen.
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Old 06-30-2009, 01:16 AM
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THAT`S AMAZING!!!
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Old 06-30-2009, 01:50 AM
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Holy crap! Does he [the tractor] do gigs on the West coast? Our drummer has great chops, but his timing...
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Old 06-30-2009, 01:53 AM
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Hey, its perfect, faster tempo?, give it more gas!
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no need for a click track
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Saw that video posted on this drummer board I visit. I thought it was great and highly inventive. Notice, the bass player tries to get away from it, though.
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Old 06-30-2009, 09:16 AM
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Our drummer has great chops, but his timing...
I don't get this, and seem to see it often. A drummer with lousy timing has no chops ... just sayin' ...
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this is...so cute.
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Once I quit laughing, I found myself thinking, 'hey, that's a nice tone!"

Then I wondered what kind of mic was on the boom, and how you'd get that sound in the studio.

Then again, I hear rhythm in everything.
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Old 07-01-2009, 02:13 PM
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I wonder if throwing some nuts and bolts in would make it play the Amen break..
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that is the most hillbilly, redneck thing i have ever seen.
That's the most hilarious thing I've ever seen!!
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