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Old 07-03-2008, 11:11 PM
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This is soooo annoying but funny...wonder if they ever got to play that night??
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlyJa...eature=related
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here goes another! lmao!!!!
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One of the bands that I am friends with, their bass player was celebrating his birthday one nite, and he knew that he was gonna probably get tore up, so he got a back up player. Sure enough, he couldn't finish the last couple sets, and got someone up there to play!
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These are 2 reasons I've been sober for 14 years.
because being sober makes other people more drunk and make funny videos?
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because being sober makes other people more drunk and make funny videos?
No, being sober keeps me from making an idiot out of myself, well it helps anyway.
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Old 07-04-2008, 05:06 PM
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Mouth sh*tting aside,

Anyone know what bass that dude has? Looks nice! (these may be beergoggles talking here)
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Maybe the guy's a troubled musical genius
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Mouth sh*tting aside,

Anyone know what bass that dude has? Looks nice! (these may be beergoggles talking here)
Looks like some 90's Ibanez or something.
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That first band, The Mouth Sh*tters, totally is teh r0xorz. If they had an album I would totally buy it.

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Mouth sh*tting aside,

Anyone know what bass that dude has? Looks nice! (these may be beergoggles talking here)
I think its a Cort Actionbass
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Maybe... that first one wasn't actually a band... but that bassist was *in fact* actually performing his genius comedy routine 'Drunk musician talks about verbal excrement'.

Yeah, take THAT alternate viewpoint!
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This is soooo annoying but funny...wonder if they ever got to play that night??
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlyJa...eature=related

This one is even better!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueygJMOumtQ
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This is soooo annoying but funny...wonder if they ever got to play that night??
That is funny.

Luckily I am not a good enough bass player to do gigs hammered.
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Ugh I hate when I'm as drunk as the guy in the second video, it happens all too frequently.
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That is funny.

Luckily I am not a good enough bass player to do gigs hammered.
I don't think ANYONE is. And let's hope that you're a SMART enough bass player NOT to do gigs hammered.
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I don't think ANYONE is. And let's hope that you're a SMART enough bass player NOT to do gigs hammered.
Last night was about as drunk I have got on a gig in years and I maybe had 6 pints in 5 hours.

The 2 more after the gig and the 2 tequila shots ruined me but that was after the car was packed and my sober wife was driving.

I was really wasted at a gig about 20 years ago and felt like an idiot. That made me realize that a gig is a job and one should be professional.
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wow...good day to be under 21!
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