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10-04-2010, 06:07 AM
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Endorsing Artist: Cave Passive Pedals | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Ohio | | | A duck walks into a bar...
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..and yells, "Ouch!", while rubbing his head.
(Sorry, felt the need to break up the static with something inane yet harmless)
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Chad Wilson
Making music noises since 1981
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10-04-2010, 06:20 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Willow Street, PA | | | Troll. Lol.
Thanks. I needed that this morning. |
10-04-2010, 06:25 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2010 Location: Maryland | | a black guy, a white guy and a hispanic walk into a bar........
they all wish you were a little less racist 
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10-04-2010, 06:31 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Joao Pessoa, Brazil | | | A man walks into a bar, completely naked, with a duck sitting on his head. The barman says, "Hey Oscar, what happened?"
"You wouldn't believe me if I told you, Brian" said the duck.
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10-04-2010, 07:01 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brookfield, CT | | | A duck walks into a bar and says, "Hey bartender, got any scotch?" The bartender says "Get outta here- we don't serve your kind." The duck leaves, but returns the next evening, and again asks "Hey bartender, got any scotch?" Bartender says "I told you yesterday we don't serve your kind- get the he** outta here, and if you ask me again I'm gonna nail your feet to the bar!!!" Sure enough the duck comes back the next day. He says "Hey bartender- got any nails?" The bartender, infuriated, screams "No I haven't got any nails- for the last time, get the he** out of here!!!!!" Duck says "OK- got any scotch?"
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Originally Posted by Lesfunk I have trouble staying in shape because I'm a lazy, fat, piece of crap; not because I'm a musician. | |
10-04-2010, 07:04 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Mississippi Coast | | | A prostitute walks into a bar with a duck on a leash.
The bartender screams "GET THAT PIG OUTTA HERE!"
The prostitute says "That's not a pig. it's a duck!"
Bartender says "I was talking to the duck!!"
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ERIC WATKINS
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10-04-2010, 07:07 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Mississippi Coast | | | Guy walks into a bar with a frog on his head.
Bartender asks "How did that happen?"
The frog says "I don't know, it started out as a wart on my ass!"
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ERIC WATKINS
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10-04-2010, 07:12 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Carol Stream, IL | | | A skeleton walks into a bar. He says to the bartender, "Give me a beer and a mop". |
10-04-2010, 04:44 PM
| | | | Ethanol walks into a bar.
He's an alcohol and it's ruining his family.
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Try it, though. You might like it. It's fun.
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10-04-2010, 04:50 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Long Island, NY | | | A guy walks into a bar, sits down and hears a small voice say, "You look nice today." A few minutes later he again hears a small voice, "That's a nice shirt." The guy asks the bartender, "Who is that?" The bartender says, "Those are the peanuts. They're complimentary!"
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10-04-2010, 06:01 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Long Island, NY | | | A zebra walks into a bar and says to the bartender
Has my brother been in here?
The bartneder says:
I don't know - what does he look like.
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"Bass lines are good because for people who don't understand what's going on in the rest of the song, there's always the bass line" - Frank Zappa
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10-04-2010, 06:04 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Long Island, NY | | | WC Fields walks into bar and asks the bartender - "Was I in here last night and did I spend a 20 dollar bill?"
The bartender (played by Shemp Howard) says - Yes.
WC Fields says - "What load that is off my mind - I thought I'd lost it"
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"Bass lines are good because for people who don't understand what's going on in the rest of the song, there's always the bass line" - Frank Zappa
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10-04-2010, 06:09 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Tulsa , OK | | Three Irish guys walk out of a bar,.......hey,..it could happen! 
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That bass looks like a bee's orgasm - wow!
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10-04-2010, 06:14 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Takoma Park, MD (DC) | | | A neutron goes into a bar. He has a few drinks, gets up and gets ready to leave. he asks the bartender how much he owes. The bartender says "No charge." |
10-04-2010, 06:57 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: rochester, NY | | | for the win...
a bassist walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a while the bartender says, I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you. |
10-04-2010, 08:44 PM
| | | | A duck walks into a bar
and says, "get everybody a drink and put it on my bill."
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My karma ran over my dogma
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10-04-2010, 08:49 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: St. Louis | | | So a baby seal walks into a club.
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10-04-2010, 10:27 PM
| | | | a preist, a rabbi, and a duck walk into a bar.
the bartender looks up and says, "is this a joke?"
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Walter Wright
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Alpha Music, VA Beach
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10-04-2010, 10:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Floyd Eye So a baby seal walks into a club. | oh DAAAAAM! |
10-04-2010, 10:57 PM
|  | No need to ask, he's a smooth... Moderator | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: West Midlands UK | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Jim Nazium A neutron goes into a bar. He has a few drinks, gets up and gets ready to leave. he asks the bartender how much he owes. The bartender says "No charge." | Two atoms walking down the street. One starts going through his pockets with a puzzled expression.
"What's the matter?" asks his companion.
"I think I've lost an electron" is the reply.
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive."
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