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Old 03-30-2003, 04:23 AM
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Old 03-30-2003, 04:16 PM
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never noticed how much pain the strings went for...

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Old 03-30-2003, 04:27 PM
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LOL....I'd actually like to have a small camera mounted on the body of a bass to capture that playing angle of say....Rocco Prestia's right hand attack...can ya imagine??
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Old 04-13-2003, 11:25 AM
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LOL....I'd actually like to have a small camera mounted on the body of a bass to capture that playing angle of say....Rocco Prestia's right hand attack...can ya imagine??
Im sure it can easily be done with one of those new high tech micro cams. Someone should try it.

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Old 04-13-2003, 12:44 PM
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on the mudvayne live in peoria dvd, ryan martinie has a tiny wireless cam on the end of his headstock looking down the neck...kinda el-coolio
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Old 04-13-2003, 01:05 PM
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on the mudvayne live in peoria dvd, ryan martinie has a tiny wireless cam on the end of his headstock looking down the neck...kinda el-coolio
pfft... John Entwistle did it first on the Royal Albert Hall gig

but i could be wrong
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Old 04-14-2003, 07:17 PM
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A Friend of mine bought this small home security cam. for less the $100 American (it came to 114 Canadian), It wasn't that heavy and u could pick up and record stuff with those little portable black n' white tv's, or other tv.

We belong to a R/C airplane club so were trying to see if we could get it to pick up at long ranges for putting it into a plane.
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Old 04-14-2003, 10:03 PM
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pfft... John Entwistle did it first on the Royal Albert Hall gig

but i could be wrong

well, i'm sure that was boring....i don't think i've ever seen that dude move at all...other than maybe a smirk here and there
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Jaco only needed one camera

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Old 04-15-2003, 07:52 AM
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Jaco only needed one camera
I see what you tried to do there, but it didn't work.

You need to pay more attention to the fine work of DHC. The perfectly timed interjection of "Jaco only needed two nipples" - that is how it is done, my friend.
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i have the albert hall gig, it's awesome!

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Jeez - don't you guys read popup ads? This is obviously a job for the amazing X-10 cam!

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Jeez - don't you guys read popup ads? This is obviously a job for the amazing X-10 cam!

Aren't they designed to spy on your wifes?
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Old 04-22-2003, 04:32 PM
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Aren't they designed to spy on your wifes?
...How many do you have?

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Old 05-05-2003, 11:19 PM
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...How many do you have?

Which: cameras or wives?
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i think he meant cameras per wife
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