Dumb Craig's List Ads pt.4: Dumber and Dumbest

[landau roof]

A horrible bass at a horrible price but excellent use of punctuation and clearly a great mind at work. His brother bought this when he was a kid, therefore legit and, of course, vintage.

fender p bass special deluxe

I have had this bass for a couple years it has been serviced by my local tech that is really great at what he does! this thing is beautiful! best of both worlds and a combo of both! jazz bass neck and a jazz bass pickup with a p bass pickup and a p bass body!!! they made these things alot thru the 80's and 90's I know this one is one of the first versions as I bought if from my brother and I remember him buying it when I was a kid! this bass has alot of history and has been a part of some great recordings and played some great shows so I hate to see it go!!!! originally it had a cheesy white finish so I painted it flat black and put a tortoise pickgaurd on it. there are scuffs on the paint but you may want to repaint it. I like the scuffs! new tuners and the electronics have been rewired! I made the tuners look old because who wants shinny tuners on an american vintage bass!!??
anyways call sammy if you are interested! call anytime
7608458438

[dtripoli]

"white finish so I painted it flat black"...Dumb
"I made the tuners look old because who wants shinny tuners on an american vintage bass!!??" Dumber
In other words, spray painted the chrome black

He took a decent Fender and lowered the value by half...Dumbest

[Mykk]

But it's in Echo Park, that's like the new Silverlake man.

[My name is Mudd]

I'd hate to see what he'd do if he'd bought his brother's '69 Z28.

[Samsound]

!#@$*@!$To the guy I sold my ESP MH-100QMNT to last month in milton - $175
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I'm trying to get in touch with the guy I sold my Esp Ltd mh-100QMNT with active pickups to. I met you at the Stuckey's in bagdad, in a red pick up. I had some questions about the guitar, if you read this please contact me asap!

I think somebody forgot a bag of weed in the acessory pocket, lol.

[landau roof]

Originally Posted by dtripoli

He took a decent Fender and lowered the value by half...Dumbest

I'm pretty sure that's a Squier w/ a poorly faked MIA decal.

[TNCreature]

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/zip/3612404970.html
Swing Set (ambler 19002)

[My name is Mudd]

Nothin' says "BUY ME!!!" quite like a non-lit snowy night shot.

[Zoomie]

Originally Posted by jlane72t

What would "law enforcement folks" give him trouble about, accepting a hit from the joint that the undercover cop brought with him into this guy's living room? Unless TN cops are so hard-up for action that they're planting drugs in currently-clean people's houses I don't see what the charge could be.

We have great Law Enforcement folks here. I knew that I moved to right place when a 12 year old downstairs called the police on his mother for child abuse. Apparently he called his mother a b!tch. Mom responded by open hand slapping him in the face.

The policeman told the mom that he would be more than happy to bear witness while she paddled his ass silly. He then told the kid that if he called the police again, he was going to jail.

That said, this is a conservative area. I would call the social climate here "Don't Ask. Don't Tell."

You may get arrested for something inane by default. The leading cause is typically stupidity........like inviting unknown persons to your home via a public ad, and asking them to bring weed.

The only people that complain about law enforcement here tend to be the chuckleheads.

[MOTORHEADBANGER]

Originally Posted by TNCreature

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/zip/3612404970.html
Swing Set (ambler 19002)

Anyone else notice what looks like a pair of eyes behind the swing?

[4001]

Here's a new one...
http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/muc/3613380384.html

[60bass]

Originally Posted by 4001

Here's a new one...
http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/muc/3613380384.html

ROFLMAO on that one!

[My name is Mudd]

I read it...I need a shower. Or a sandblasting. One or the other.

[dangerouscello]

Okay, here it is. I scrolled past it, then had to go back.

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/msg/3612496515.html

Attaching a pic to give everyone a glimpse of what I saw..

[DeadGoonz]

Instant classic.

http://albany.craigslist.org/msg/3607863488.html

[dtripoli]

Originally Posted by DeadGoonz

Instant classic.

http://albany.craigslist.org/msg/3607863488.html
$350 or trade for conversion van motorhome with electric wok

Wow, what a deal! I give you a $10,000 motorhome and I get an awesome Hello Kitty Squier thats $199 brand new with amp.
I'd jump on this deal immediately but I am late for my GED basic math class.

[DeadGoonz]

Originally Posted by dtripoli

Wow, what a deal! I give you a $10,000 motorhome and I get an awesome Hello Kitty Squier thats $199 brand new with amp.
I'd jump on this deal immediately but I am late for my GED basic math class.

I was going to buy it but he would not agree to teach me how to tie my shirt in a knot like he does and that was the deal breaker.

[My name is Mudd]

Damn...no deal for me either, my motorhome doesn't have an electric wok.

Curses!

[BayStateBass]

Here is one from my local Craigslist;


http://worcester.craigslist.org/muc/3596771145.html


I will translate this for you;

I am looking for someone who is a better guitar player than me to give me free lessons. And for your effort I will not be held to any kind of standard and I will not commit to anything regularly, so please be available at my whim.

[bassaram]

Originally Posted by dangerouscello

Okay, here it is. I scrolled past it, then had to go back.

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/msg/3612496515.html

Attaching a pic to give everyone a glimpse of what I saw..

I wanna say that he works at the GC in Norristown. Not totally sure though.