Dumb Craigs Lists Ads, Pt 2, The Idiocy Continues Unabated...

[Thor]

And continued from the original Thread of 1000 posts of Craig's List Idiocy, the madness just keeps on coming.

[NickInMesa]

Originally Posted by Thor

And continued from the original Thread of 1000 posts of Craig's List Idiocy, the madness just keeps on coming.

Thanks, Thor.

Never knew it would be that popular

[My name is Mudd]

Yeah well, public stupidity never goes out of fashion.

[Zooberwerx]

Actually, I thought this was almost clever, bordering on mean-spiritedness:

http://norfolk.craigslist.org/muc/1695523556.html

The pub / strip mall burned down last week.

Riis

[MonkeyBass]

I got it Zooberwerx... gotta copy and paste man!

Wassa name you band? You band too loud! (Towne Point Pub)
Date: 2010-04-16, 4:16PM EDT
Reply to: comm-dqw33-1695523556@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I'm glad nobody got hurt but that place needed a good burning down! Sorry Tai

* Location: Towne Point Pub
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

[Zooberwerx]

Originally Posted by MonkeyBass

I got it Zooberwerx... gotta copy and paste man!

Wassa name you band? You band too loud! (Towne Point Pub)
Date: 2010-04-16, 4:16PM EDT
Reply to: comm-dqw33-1695523556@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I'm glad nobody got hurt but that place needed a good burning down! Sorry Tai

* Location: Towne Point Pub
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

I'm sorry...didn't the link work?

Anywho, I don't wish an ill will on any working stiff ("never mess with a man's livelihood") but when I read the post title, I spit my coffee halfway across the room.

Riis

[NickInMesa]

Originally Posted by Zooberwerx

I'm sorry...didn't the link work?

Anywho, I don't wish an ill will on any working stiff ("never mess with a man's livelihood") but when I read the post title, I spit my coffee halfway across the room.

Riis

It's the thread rule (I was the original OP, not a thread nazi).

You need to copy and paste the title and body (usually as a quote) and provide a link for source.

That's because people sometimes realize how stupid they were and deleted, or they were flagged and it got deleted, or the Squier did sell for $500... OR it simply expired

Sometimes adding the photos with an IMG is also a good thing.

[nvd]

Haha, that's great, and I was supposed to play a gig there this Friday. Oh well, on to some other shady bar.

[JohnMCA72]

Originally Posted by Zooberwerx

I'm sorry...didn't the link work?

The trouble with linking to Craigslist ads is that they often disappear soon, making the link useless.

[MonkeyBass]

Originally Posted by Zooberwerx

I'm sorry...didn't the link work?Riis

No worries. Just a friendly reminder.

[My name is Mudd]

Originally Posted by JohnMCA72

The trouble with linking to Craigslist ads is that they often disappear soon, making the link useless.

That's why the redundancy is asked for - a link AND a copy/paste of the ad.

[Zooberwerx]

Got the point.....X 4! CraigsList ads do have the half-life of some rare elements.

Riis

[Papazita]

http://columbus.craigslist.org/muc/1697436368.html

Thunderchiken Bassist Wanted (Columbus area)
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Date: 2010-04-17, 9:14PM EDT
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Looking for articulate versitile bassist. Capable of an Uncle Fester look alike.
Forklift operating skills helpful since we have no roadies. Live mixing & recording skills helpfull.
Must be able to ad vocal harmony as well. We start touring in 3 months. Salary to
comenserate with ability and overall contribution.

[My name is Mudd]

OMG!!! My high school (alleged) 'band' was called ThunderChicken!

[pklima]

Hey, I can look like Uncle Fester!

Here's a gem...

Weirdo-weird style

I seek a girl for a muse, a motivator, a rebel, a potential collaborator, a voice...



To make everything clear and respect each other's time, please follow the below directions:

1. If you know who the lady in the picture is, go directly to the last point
2. If you are looking for a musician who will play for you, or a band or project you can join immediately, you will not find that here. The goal of this ad is only to form a friendship which may (but doesn't have to) result in something musical.
3. If you do not have precisely defined musical taste - don't reply. When someone likes everything, they really don't like anything, and music has to bring out emotions - both the positive and the negative.
4. If you dream of a professional musical career, take part in all possible auditions, and your daddy already bought you a Professional Microphone - I wish you good luck, but please, don't reply.
5. If you like the music promoted in the media - don't reply, I don't like it by definition.
6. If you think of electronic music strictly in terms of dance rhythms - don't even try to reply
7. If you are a fan, or worse yet a performer of R&B, hip-hop, soul, metal, progressive rock, boy or girl bands, new age, country, disco polo, trance, highlander folk, party music or singer-songwriter folk - I beg you, please close this ad immediately and never look here again
8. If you haven't noticed for some time a stagnation in music that's less promoted - convince I'm wrong (the preferred version) or don't reply
9. If you are not open to experiments, unusual solutions and prefer the comfortable, tested and smooth road over the narrow and sloping path leading through underbrush into the unknown - don't reply
10. If you have reached this point (which I almost don't believe), then you are an exceptional person and don't hesitate to reply, even if you lack experience, because that's not at all what this is about

So, in short, you're looking for a girl who wants to hang out with a bitter, pretentious loser. If you find her sufficiently pretentious, you might even let her sing.

[My name is Mudd]

I swear, the very next ad that lists all the musical genres the ad's poster doesn't like is gonna get a response from me asking that person just what they do like, given that they've basically eliminated big chunks of the genres/styles/whatever currently around...

[M0ses]

Originally Posted by NickInMesa

It's the thread rule (I was the original OP, not a thread nazi).

You need to copy and paste the title and body (usually as a quote) and provide a link for source.

That's because people sometimes realize how stupid they were and deleted, or they were flagged and it got deleted, or the Squier did sell for $500... OR it simply expired

Sometimes adding the photos with an IMG is also a good thing.

Also, my school blocks Craigslist.

[Elmo Oxygen]

I wouldn't call this "dumb", kind of awesome really.

GOOD * JOB * PORTLAND * MUSICIANS (They're Taking Over)
Date: 2010-04-20, 12:55PM PDT
Reply to: comm-qme8p-1701683184@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]


Great Job Portland Musicians, Open Mics and Karaoke are now more popular than paying gigs Thanks to all of your wonderful support.

You have now managed to kill your own market and then you complain that you have no money and nobody comes to your shows or buys your CDs.

You all need to go to your community college and take a course in business and marketing then you would understand the concept of making $ vs providing services for free.

The club owners love you guys to death because you play and entertain their patrons for free. They're laughing AT you all the way to the bank.

I guess it's like Ron White said , "you can't fix stupid"

Now get out there and support those open mics cause they're here for the long run. I just hope for your sake the food stamp program is too.

* Location: They're Taking Over
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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http://images.craigslist.org/3k83md3...7eccdb10ca.jpg

[darkle]

i thought this was funny.

bass guitar for sale or trade - $80100 (fresno)

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Date: 2010-04-20, 3:41PM PDT
Reply to: sale-et3ak-1701972370@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

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i have a black yamaha rbx170 bass for sale im asking 100 but will go for 80 i am willing to trade as well i would prefer cash but im willing to let it go for some pot and cash or just a bunch of weed seing as how its 420 and i have no bud neway hit me up email or txt donald or call 559 xxx-xxxx


•Location: fresno
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



PostingID: 1701972370

[My name is Mudd]

Originally Posted by Elmo Oxygen

I wouldn't call this "dumb", kind of awesome really.

Sad to say that he does have a point.

Originally Posted by darkle

i thought this was funny.

Aw man, you beat me to it.