Dumb Craigs Lists Ads, Pt 2, The Idiocy Continues Unabated...

[My name is Mudd]

You have heard Soundgarden's Spoonman, right?

[MyWifeBoris]

Originally Posted by My name is Mudd

You have heard Soundgarden's Spoonman, right?

Impossible on vocals on Rockband 2?

I sure have.

[My name is Mudd]

Newest release in the series...'Spoon Hero!'

[NickInMesa]

Originally Posted by MyWifeBoris

Impossible on vocals on Rockband 2?

I sure have.

My vocal teacher would tell you: never do vocals on rock band. It will trash your voice.

[alembic5]

This one is hilarious... http://seattle.craigslist.org/kit/muc/1930150427.html

Hi there.
We are not currently looking for a bass player. so don't check us out at: http://www.reverbnation.com/#/backfromblind
We don't want someone who is versatile and has good gear and can make a regular practice schedule to create fantastic original music with a group of talented, dedicated and mature musicians.
No Siree (or no Ma'amee as the case may be)
We don't want none of that. Nope not a bit.
We don't want you to join us in playing gigs - hell we already do that without you, so why would we need you with your low tones and funky rhythmic sensibilities?
We don't want you to come and play with one of the best guitarists, best vocalists and best drummers in Kitsap County. Because that would be stupid and you could be some kinda prima donna drama queen hissyfit throwing looser, and we simply can't have that.
We don’t want none of your tricksy fingers and no pick using shenanigans.
You probably have long hair and we can’t stand that. You might wear leather and have a moustache and sing. Predictable! Or maybe you are all refined and dress nice and smell good and wear a dress and take the time to put on make up and girly stuff like that. Talk about boooring. Or you could be a Cleetus in a BBQ stained wife beater and a Peterbuilt hat drawling at me while talking about all the folks ya'all left back in t' haller. The banjos are dueling in my head as I think about you.
So you smelly, longhaired, dress wearing primadonnadramaqueenhissyfitthrowing looser, now you know where we stand. Don’t you?
Bassist, don’t reply, we don’t need you.

[MyWifeBoris]

Originally Posted by NickInMesa

My vocal teacher would tell you: never do vocals on rock band. It will trash your voice.

No wonder why I'm awful. :D

[Aircooled]

Originally Posted by Craigslist

Fender Guitar Pipe - $250 (Oceano)
Date: 2010-09-04, 1:34PM PDT

Yes thats right. This guitar has been made into a Pipe as well as a awesome playing guitar.

Bowl is attached to the body, with a hose comming out of the back.

this is a copy of a fender strat but plays just as well as a real one.

I dont smoke anymore so its been sitting around. thought someone else might get some use out of it.

This was my first good electric that i bought, and i must still say that it sounds amazing.

Handy for when jamming and you want to take a hit really quick.

asking for 200 o.b.o

paid over 250 because of its uniqueness.

one of a kind, and you wont find it anywhere else...just look around...i guarantee it. 805-xxx-xxxx

http://slo.craigslist.org/msg/1936807358.html

[bassplayerbob]

http://providence.craigslist.org/msg/1936872607.html
I saw the 1st add for the "Backlash 200 watt bass amp and 410" That was 600.00!!!! I love this part:ltd with active esp (EMP KNOCKOFF almost as good). I just wish people would learn to SPELL!!!

[rosanne]

Originally Posted by bassplayerbob

http://providence.craigslist.org/msg/1936872607.html
I saw the 1st add for the "Backlash 200 watt bass amp and 410" That was 600.00!!!! I love this part:ltd with active esp (EMP KNOCKOFF almost as good). I just wish people would learn to SPELL!!!

um, yeah........

[My name is Mudd]

But...it comes with chords! It says so right in the ad, and since it's on the innertubz, it MUST be true!

[bassplayerbob]

Originally Posted by My name is Mudd

But...it comes with chords! It says so right in the ad, and since it's on the innertubz, it MUST be true!

I neews it wuz a gud deel,,,,ima gunna git it. just wants ta make shure,,,,

[My name is Mudd]

O fer shur, dood! Itz liik, reaaaaly kewl en stuf!

[zeroncali]

It seems like every gear ad on CL that comes with cables calls them chords instead of cords... especially when the word power precedes it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Power_cord

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Power_chord

[stoutkraut]

I just get a kick out of how this ad is put together:

http://honolulu.craigslist.org/oah/tlg/1911913040.html

Do you need a band for your baby's 1'st birthday party and even yours also too...
We also do / Weddings Receptions/High School Class Reunions/Banquests/Company Offices Parties/Bars/Night Clubs
and even your own private house parties too etc......
(Music for all Occasions) Music from/ disco/ to classic rock/r&b/ rock& roll/ music from the 60's 70's 80's and filipino songs too

and also today top currents songs... the music you can dance too.... the greatest hits ever played ...Our band consist also with female singers....
Give us a call we will be glad to talk to you about your parties and your events..........
For more information about our band contact : (Johnny) (808) 383-3000
and book now for your events and parties why wait call now.......... aloha

[My name is Mudd]

Oh wow...I got sig'd again...cool!

[IconBasser]

Originally Posted by Aircooled

http://slo.craigslist.org/msg/1936807358.html

(bong guitar)

honestly, I think that's pretty damn cool. If I had 200 bucks that I didn't need for anything else, I'd probably buy it.

[greggster59]

Here's a good one: http://newjersey.craigslist.org/msg/1938380057.html

"LIKE NEW *FENDER* Electric Jazz Bass 2002 - $899 (Berkeley Heights, NJ)

Deluxe American Jazz bass - FENDER - 2002 (Mexico)

Serial Number # MZ1 1 17 107

Still fully stung and ready for use. In perfect condition except that it needs a little TLC and polish.

It comes with a strap and a set of new strings. There is also an amp which I am willing to part with for a discount.

The case it comes in is in good condition but has some stickers and such on it. Most of that will come off with some soap and water. "

I love it. Deluxe American made in Mexico. It's all of those, it's none of those!

[My name is Mudd]

Doesn't the title kinda defeat the purpose of buying this?

- http://visalia.craigslist.org/msg/1941152638.html -

drums bran new can not beat - $500 (lindsay/visalia)
Date: 2010-09-07, 10:33AM PDT
Reply to: sale-ybesq-1941152638@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

i got this bran new drum set used for about a week thats it new sound precusinon double pedals new hihats n new ride can not beat i also have a singal pedal text for more info 559xxxxxxx
its a 5 piace

* Location: lindsay/visalia
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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[kcole4001]

That's why he's selling them: "can not beat".

[MonkeyBass]

You really can't beat a "sound precusinon", "5 piace" drum set!