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Old 06-21-2009, 02:03 PM
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LOL ok so I went to this local show with 4 bands {all pretty much hardcore metal or whatever you want to call them} to support a buddy of mine's band. Anyway, I notice the first bands' bass player is playing a nice graphite colored 5-string Warwick Double-Buck bass {pick no less and little finger style here and there}. So later I go to compliment him and say I like his Warwick and he says "Naw man, I play an Ibanez"...I said "Really, i saw you had a Warwick double buck on stage"...He says: "No that was an Ibanez"....lol he was visibly tweeked out and drunk hopefully he is not that dumb! I just shrug and walk away from guys like that
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Old 06-21-2009, 02:19 PM
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LOL ok so I went to this local show with 4 bands {all pretty much hardcore metal or whatever you want to call them} to support a buddy of mine's band. Anyway, I notice the first bands' bass player is playing a nice graphite colored 5-string Warwick Double-Buck bass {pick no less and little finger style here and there}. So later I go to compliment him and say I like his Warwick and he says "Naw man, I play an Ibanez"...I said "Really, i saw you had a Warwick double buck on stage"...He says: "No that was an Ibanez"....lol he was visibly tweeked out and drunk hopefully he is not that dumb! I just shrug and walk away from guys like that
He was probably afraid to tell you it was a Warwick because he thought you might snag it for yourself?
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Old 06-21-2009, 02:21 PM
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Were you talking to the right guy?
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Old 06-21-2009, 02:39 PM
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Yep...asked him if he was the bass player, he certanly said yes...as the same bass player played for the two middle slotted bands and he was onstage when I asked this guys the questions lol...
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maby the bass didnt belong to him and was on loan... and he was high
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{pick no less and little finger style here and there}
How is that in any way relevant to the (mostly pointless) story?
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Old 06-21-2009, 05:28 PM
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I was congratulating him on a job well done, he had "some" skills and I was trying to be nice. I think a guy who can pick and finger well is worth his weight, and it has everything to do with the story or I would have left the fact his warwick was cool to myself.
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or I would have left the fact his warwick was cool to myself.
Maybe not the worst thing you could've done.
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His bandmates were probably nearby, and knowing that metal requires an Ibanez, he was keeping up the lie.
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His bandmates were probably nearby, and knowing that metal requires an Ibanez, he was keeping up the lie.
Uh huh...
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Old 06-22-2009, 11:30 AM
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I am a little confused as to how this could happen. Granted there are ibanez body shapes vaguely like those of Warwicks, but in no case does Ibanez begin with the letter W. I have been pretty tore up in my day and never once cnfused a W with an I. Where they went in the alphabet maybe.
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Are you sure he wasn't playing an Ibanez SRX?



I don't think they make a $$ in a Graphite color....outside maybe the custom shop.
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Old 06-22-2009, 12:13 PM
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His bandmates were probably nearby, and knowing that metal requires an Ibanez, he was keeping up the lie.
I used to shred a cirrus and a fretless ESP in a Metal band.
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I used to shred a cirrus and a fretless ESP in a Metal band.
Lies! Lies!
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Are you sure he wasn't playing an Ibanez SRX?



I don't think they make a $$ in a Graphite color....outside maybe the custom shop.
OOOH! I missed the graphite part in the OPs comments. I have never seen a graphite colored $$ either. Perhaps we have been pointing the finger in the wrong direction.
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OOOH! I missed the graphite part in the OPs comments. I have never seen a graphite colored $$ either. Perhaps we have been pointing the finger in the wrong direction.
...and the plot thickens.
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Old 06-22-2009, 02:06 PM
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I notice no rebuttal has been posted. I say no pics, no dumb metal player!
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I notice no rebuttal has been posted. I say no pics, no dumb metal player!
Good call...
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Old 06-22-2009, 11:44 PM
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Actually that picture is the same color I mean, that gun metal gray{graphite} color...the Ibanez in the photo looks close, but I know the double-buck and that was what it was...trust me.
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