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07-12-2002, 08:50 AM
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A guy wanted to play bass in a band. The band told him, "Okay, but you will have to have 1/3 of your brain removed." So, the guy went into surgery. When he woke up, the doctor said, "I'm terribly sorry, but we made a mistake and accidentally removed 3/4's of your brain!" The guy said, "Uh, that's okay. Got some sticks?"
that is so lame why the h*ll would you get 1/3 of your brain removed to join a band?and when you wake up after surgery your gonna want ice cream not sticks...... no one wants a pair of drum stick
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07-12-2002, 10:19 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Austin, TX | | | Y'know, that's not a bad joke.
Key term in this little discussion is JOKE. Logic and sense can and are suspended for the humorous effect. Of course, no one would remove part of their brain to be in a band. The point of the joke is that it's funny. Not that it's a logical exposition on the social and medical pressures of a band and the relative intelligence of said band members.
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07-12-2002, 03:58 PM
| | | | Haha! I liked that one. I just wish I had a drummer friend to make fun of. Heheh. But I also thought this was pretty funny.
after surgery your gonna want ice cream not sticks.
Word, ice cream owns. lol
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07-12-2002, 05:24 PM
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A guy walks into a bar.....OUCH!!!
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07-12-2002, 05:32 PM
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He might of been talking about the ice-cream drumsticks. But no he couldn't of been that smart he had to of wanted to be a drummer.
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07-12-2002, 08:16 PM
| | Talkbass' Tubist in Residence | | Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Silver Spring, MD | | how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?
you wave to her.
that's the stoopidest joke ever, but I still use it 
I know soooo many blonde jokes |
07-13-2002, 01:39 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Northern Kentucky/Cincinnati area | | | What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick. |
07-13-2002, 01:59 AM
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* What is written at the bottom of Norwegian swimming pools?
"No smoking here"
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07-13-2002, 11:08 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Glasgow, Scotland | | Why did the punk cross the road?
"NONE OF YOUR #@!$ING BUSINESS, #@!$ HEAD!"
How do you tell if a blonde has been in the fridge?
The cucumber has lipstick on it..  |
07-13-2002, 12:08 PM
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did it hurt?
when you got hit with an ugly stick?/fell out of the ugly tree? |
07-13-2002, 04:07 PM
| | Talkbass' Tubist in Residence | | Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Silver Spring, MD | | Did you hear about the blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
She burned her lips on the muffeler pipe. 
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull out the pin and throw it back.
again...
How do you keep a blonde busy when she is in a circular room?
Tell her to sit in the corner.
one more time...
How many blondes does it take to replace a lightbulb?
Only one, but she goes through 3 boxes of bulbs before she realizes that she can't just push them in.
I have nothing against blondes, I just know all of the jokes. |
07-13-2002, 10:43 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Mantua NJ, US | | | Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"
another...
Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"
how bout another???
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.
another?
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an "F" in sex.
one more??
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?
A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
ok, ok....last one...
Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A: She picks up her purse and goes home.
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07-14-2002, 07:58 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: A Galaxy Far Far Away | | My pick up line:
"Hey, wanna have sex?"
When they answer no as they almost certainly will.
"Ok, but do you mind lying down while I do".
I know this is pretty dumb too but I like it.
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07-14-2002, 09:03 AM
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"You wanna have sex and some pizza?"
the girl will always say no...
then I say, "What, you don't like pizza?" |
07-14-2002, 01:42 PM
| | | | There's a girl I know and we always say stuff to each other like that. One of my favorites is, 'Hey wanna have sex?' except she genereally won't say no, so I can't get the second part.
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07-14-2002, 02:00 PM
|  | Workin' hard at hardly workin'. Moderator | | Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Appleton, Swissconsin | | | When I got out of surgery...
I didn't want ice cream, I wanted a cheeseburger from Burger King!
Q: Why can't blondes make Kool-Aid?
A: Because they can't figure out how to get 2 quarts of water into that little envelope. |
07-17-2002, 02:04 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Virginia- most likely working when I post. | | Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet, eating her curds and way when along came a spider and sat down beside her and said "what's in the bowl b1tch?"
Long live the dice man rhymes .
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07-17-2002, 03:21 PM
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- Wil
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07-17-2002, 05:10 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: WPB, Florida | | Quote: Originally posted by just_a_poser
There's a girl I know and we always say stuff to each other like that. One of my favorites is, 'Hey wanna have sex?' except she genereally won't say no, so I can't get the second part. | Yes, we all get those. They are called "prostitutes". 
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07-17-2002, 05:12 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Northern California | | | One time I went to a movie that was so bad, people were waiting in line to LEAVE!
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