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07-24-2002, 09:16 PM
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07-24-2002, 09:36 PM
| | | | Did you hear the one about the airplane?
Never mind... it's over your head.
...Sadly, that's the only joke I know. |
07-25-2002, 07:50 AM
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great joke!
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07-25-2002, 08:39 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: berkeley, ca | | Homer: "i don't get it..."
Lisa: "don't worry, dad, it's just a joke."
Homer (suddenly laughing): "oh, i get jokes! jokes are funny!"
whoops, wrong thread... 
must...tell...F in sex joke...to friend...
although i think it'd make more sense and still be quite palpable (well...as far as blonde jokes go) if you change "driver's license" to "standardized test." ya still have to choose gender for those, too! |
08-07-2002, 04:00 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Chesterfield (near St. Louis), | | | OK, but it's just too arguable.
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08-07-2002, 04:56 PM
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Yes, we all get those. They are called "prostitutes". | Hahah. I think I laughedharder at that than most of the rest of the jokes in this thread.
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08-08-2002, 08:15 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Ontario, Canada, not in toronto.... | | hahahahahahh....
...i dont get it
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08-08-2002, 08:22 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Minneapolis/St. Paul, MN | | A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey stranger, why the long face?"  ...sorry...
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08-08-2002, 09:01 PM
| | | | Jokes that people think are dumb I find funny as hell. I must be easily amused.
::giggles::why the long face. hahah.
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08-09-2002, 05:42 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Bath, England | | | When I was younger, my parents got divorced.
My Mum got custody.
My Dad got spongey and creamy.
I felt desserted!
*rolls around on the floor holding gut and laughing hysterically* |
08-17-2002, 02:39 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Either Lafayette, LA or in Norway | | Quote: Originally posted by TheInsane
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* What is written at the bottom of Norwegian swimming pools?
"No smoking here"
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He he, we Swedes always makes fun of Norwegians.  | Hey! um...cant think of any swedish jokes.......um, how many people does it tak to screw in a light bulb? 6, 1 Norwegian and 5 swedes, the Norwegian actually gets it done and the swedes stand around and go, ha stupid Norwegian....yeah and you guys coudnt make up a flag so you took ours and screwed it up!!!!!
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08-17-2002, 03:06 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Lafayette, Louisiana | | | What the difference between a blond and a mosquito.
When you slap the mosquito it quits sucking.
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So there's these 3 indians ok. And there slaves for some americans. The american give them each a brick, yellow, blue, and purple brick and tells them to go in to the woods and get rid of em'. So they walk out there and the indian with his yellow brick throws it up really really high, and it doesn't come down for 30 minutes. Then the next one with the blue brick is really strong and he throws his brick up so high is doesn't come down for 2 and half hours. Then the third indian, the weakest one, throws his purple brick as high as he can............................and it never comes down!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Ok there's these 2 pilots who always flew together and were really good friends but they both had something or did something that the other didn't like. Well one of em smoked these really big nasty cigars. And the other one had this little dog that said "yelp yelp yelp" over and over. So one day the guy with the cigar said "I'm sick of ur little dog, get rid of it." So the other guys says well i'll get rid of my dog if you get rid of that cigar. So they both decide to throw each out the window of the plane. So their flyin along and they start hearing that yelp again. So they look out the window and theres that little dog on the wing of the plane.............and guess what he's got in his mouth.........
Nope not the cigar, it's the purple brick.
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08-17-2002, 08:04 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Buffalo, NY, USA | | | A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap. The shrink takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."
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08-17-2002, 08:28 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Philadelphia, PA | | | What do you call a guy that follows around musicians?
...a drummer
oh!
A ham sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry we don't serve food here."
Two pretzels were walking down the street, one was a-salted!
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