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Old 09-06-2009, 10:17 PM
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thats a pretty unique 5er
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wow...
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Two brothers... an octave apart. One muscular and strong who all the women love, the other thin and whimpy that makes screeching noises when ignored.
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Old 09-06-2009, 10:23 PM
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i know. his counting/identification skills are off...
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Old 09-06-2009, 10:27 PM
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That's funny. I wonder how long it will take him to figure it out. I own this exact model (of 6-string electric that is), and it's really nice.
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Old 09-06-2009, 10:38 PM
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That one kinda hurt to see. At least he didn't also say it was left-handed.
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Old 09-06-2009, 10:38 PM
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Someone tell that boy he's doin' it wrong!
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Old 09-07-2009, 07:32 AM
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4 simple words: he can't count
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Old 09-07-2009, 07:35 AM
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4 simple words: he can't count
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4 simple words: he can't count
That's extremely sig-worthy!
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Old 09-07-2009, 09:39 AM
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Not only can't he count, but he can't tell the difference between an bass and a regular electric guitar.
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Old 09-07-2009, 09:53 AM
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If it comes with everything I see there, do I get the table too?
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If it comes with everything I see there, do I get the table too?
i call that rug
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Old 09-07-2009, 11:01 AM
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wow...
No kidding! He spelled 'electric' wrong!
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No kidding! He spelled 'electric' wrong!
if you think about it, thats how a 5-year would say it. eletric
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Old 09-07-2009, 12:00 PM
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Huh?? A solid body electric guitar is now a "bass"? Hmm.. is the guy screwing around with us or is as clueless as he seems to be?
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i sent a message to him about it. havent got anything back yet.
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messaged the guy and he said he just noticed it. he just changed it now. to 6-String electric BASS
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I just let him know it's not a bass...... this is hilarious
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messaged the guy and he said he just noticed it. he just changed it now. to 6-String electric BASS


EDIT: Looks like he finally changed it to guitar,now someone let him know how to spell electric
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Old 09-08-2009, 04:40 PM
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EDIT: Looks like he finally changed it to guitar,now someone let him know how to spell electric
Epic facepalm!
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