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Old 02-16-2009, 03:26 PM
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Anyone seen this?

I can picture it ...

Guy: Babe, can you put on something skimpy so I can sell that bass you hate?
Girl: Sure. But I want to wear my black undies
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Thanks for ruining my appetite, jack.


Oh, and the bass is ugly too.
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Old 02-16-2009, 03:35 PM
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Uhh....
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Wow, I dont think I could make it thru one set with that bass,it must weigh at least
40 lb's ,It would make a nice coffee table tho.....
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Old 02-16-2009, 03:38 PM
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Oh dear god. So wrong, so very very wrong.
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Thanks for ruining my appetite, jack.


Oh, and the bass is ugly too.
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Old 02-16-2009, 03:43 PM
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Old 02-16-2009, 03:54 PM
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Is he trying to in some way say that thing will in some way get you a girl? "Hey I bought this custom bass 3 months ago and look at the hotty I bagged coughsinglewidecough. For just under a grand, you too will be able to hook up every night will ladies just as hot coughsinglewidecough as this one. Hell, being the nice guy I am, I'll even throw in the $100 this behemouth is going to cost in shipping, just the help support a brotha in need." ohh if only i was single and had gobs of money just waiting to be thrown into the garbage...
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Old 02-16-2009, 04:01 PM
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I could only look for a moment, but she totally threw off my sense of proportion; is the bass huge? Is she *smallish-yet-likely-well-over-190-lbs?* Not quite sure just what to think...
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Old 02-16-2009, 04:32 PM
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So many jokes..........so little time................

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Old 02-16-2009, 05:12 PM
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Did anyone else notice that those undies are crotchless??
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Old 02-16-2009, 05:35 PM
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Uh, about that string spacing...
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Old 02-16-2009, 07:03 PM
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Peavey should sue him for slander and libel....
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Old 02-16-2009, 07:04 PM
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Old 02-16-2009, 07:07 PM
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i dunno which is uglier the bass or the woman

infact the only thing i find slightly sexually arrousing about the add is the G string....... on the bass
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Old 02-16-2009, 07:09 PM
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And I quote " A 2 at 10:00 is a 10 at 02:00" said the guy with beer goggles. The bass is........ SMH
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Old 02-16-2009, 07:10 PM
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Thanks, pal - I just did a spit-take with coffee!

Mom... LOL!
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The owner of that beast is gonna be po'd when he reads this thread...he might be mad about the bass bashing as well.
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Old 02-16-2009, 07:58 PM
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The owner of that beast is gonna be po'd when he reads this thread...he might be mad about the bass bashing as well.
He'll be more ticked when he has to re-list that monster (and I mean the bass... Really!)

Someone should send him a link to this thread...
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Old 02-16-2009, 08:01 PM
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Hey!

Don't mess with the Mothman...or his bass!
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