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Old 11-05-2001, 11:57 AM
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Old 11-05-2001, 12:41 PM
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Turner looked on with delight. Conklin had truely outdone himself this time.
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Old 11-05-2001, 12:42 PM
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Old 11-05-2001, 12:56 PM
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Old 11-05-2001, 01:30 PM
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Old 11-05-2001, 01:54 PM
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Old 11-05-2001, 02:57 PM
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yeah, were lookin for a mr. big richard? is there a big richard here?
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Old 11-05-2001, 06:28 PM
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Old 11-05-2001, 06:34 PM
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Old 11-05-2001, 06:36 PM
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Can I get that order supersized?
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Old 11-05-2001, 06:40 PM
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this is what happens when you order more wood than you thought you did.

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Old 11-05-2001, 06:51 PM
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Man. i REALLY wish they took of the redwood option on what kind of wood you want this made out of.
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Old 11-05-2001, 06:52 PM
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Man. i REALLY wish they took of the redwood option on what kind of wood you want this made out of.
HA - REDWOOD - I get it!!! REDWOOD!!! HA!
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Old 11-05-2001, 08:05 PM
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i'd like to see that thing on ebay.
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Old 11-05-2001, 08:32 PM
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I THOUGHT someone changed the settings on my pantograph...
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Old 11-05-2001, 09:48 PM
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Old 11-06-2001, 04:57 AM
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Are you tired of "special friends" making disparaging comments about your manhood? Remove your inferiority complex with the new Conklin Extendor!!!
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Great!! Now the bank won't reposes our house!!

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Old 11-06-2001, 04:39 PM
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ok, now bring the flatbed truck around and give me a hand with the amp!
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