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Old 08-25-2011, 02:55 PM
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Terrible Metal Band "Rocks" Elementary School - YouTube

The kids loved it! Maybe they needed a guitarist....got to give the bass player for at least going for it solo.
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Old 08-25-2011, 10:37 PM
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Why did I just watch that? Seriously, this should not be viewed by anyone...ever.
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Old 08-26-2011, 01:04 AM
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For shame.
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Old 08-26-2011, 01:09 AM
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:O Why, o why have you posted this? It is horrible.
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Greatest thing I have ever seen.
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Old 08-26-2011, 02:15 AM
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Old 08-26-2011, 02:27 AM
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Lol at the douchebags in the backround
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Old 08-26-2011, 02:32 AM
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Was that supposed to be the trooper and walk!?!

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Old 08-26-2011, 02:49 AM
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I saw this a while ago! "With Metal, anything is possible!!!"
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lmao

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Old 08-26-2011, 02:59 AM
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Saw this on Tosh.O

A band, well nevermind, "A Club", as they call it, of idiots.
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Old 08-26-2011, 05:14 AM
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My head just crawled down into my torso.
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Old 08-26-2011, 12:41 PM
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Boy, that guitarist sucked. I mean, I couldn't even hear him at all!

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Old 08-26-2011, 06:53 PM
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Oh my.... I love the kid in the blue shirt on stage around 2:00
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Was that a good bass for metal?
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Was that a good bass for metal?
It was black, so it was the best bass for metal.
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Old 08-27-2011, 10:51 AM
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I must say though the bass player held his part down the best out of all of them
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Old 08-27-2011, 11:08 AM
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Terrible Metal Band "Rocks" Elementary School - YouTube

The kids loved it! Maybe they needed a guitarist....got to give the bass player for at least going for it solo.
Go look for my comment on the video, lol.
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Old 08-27-2011, 09:55 PM
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Is there a back story to this?
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