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Old 10-06-2004, 05:07 PM
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Damn, I thought I had repressed this memory but a thread in OT brought it up again. Well, here goes:

I accidentally emptied part of the Charles De Gaulle airport when i was twelve by leaving my db bow case outside a tax free shop. The orchestra I played in were heading back home to sweden after having played in the swedish school in paris. When I realized I'd forgotten it I also realized what probably caused the commotion. I had a hard time trying to explain to the police that it was my case and that it was completely harmless. By the time they realized what I was saying (french police don't seem to speak very good english...) the bomb squad had broken the hinges to the case...

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Old 10-06-2004, 05:20 PM
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i farted in an elevator....everyone got out at the next floor
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Old 10-17-2004, 01:44 PM
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