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Old 09-26-2008, 11:52 PM
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in the end i maybe lost my bass and pedal board

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i went to a festival last night which had multiple halls/venues/stages with multiple festival activities going on at the same time. it was all really big but a little not so well organized. i was going to be playing with two bands in three events. one battle of the bands competition with an ameture band and two gigs with my other semi-pro bands. but when i reached the place i was lost and had no clue about where and when would these be happening nor did everyone i asked knew

then i noticed that i left my pedal board somewhere so am totally shocked and going crazy looking all around when i find my board i realize i dont have my bass! ***? so again i am like frantic tic toc tic tic tic toc going crazy crazy looking for it. later i find it lying flat on the ground on the grass between a few chairs somewhere. finally i manage to find the location for the battle of the bands. "where the **** were you Varun?" i hear my band members screaming... then later i am playing the battle set with a new MM sterling which the sound guy takes back from me as soon as the set finishes

i just woke up five minutes back, first ran to this room to check if i still have all my gear. phew! bad dreams. the other day i dreamt i was going somewhere with my bass and a big bus hits from the side and the bass is now broken
am sure this is happening after i read the thread about insuring your gear with insurance companies and all. damn! if some thing happens to my squier bass i would'nt be able to buy another one for AGES

sorry for the long post, but i had to put it all down here. i am still feeling kinda whacked out and i am afraid to go back and sleep. **** ****
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Old 09-27-2008, 12:19 AM
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Guy how ****ing drunk and stoned are you?
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Old 09-27-2008, 12:21 AM
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Old 09-27-2008, 01:06 AM
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aye! am clean. really as clean as it gets
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Old 09-27-2008, 01:30 AM
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Guy how ****ing drunk and stoned are you?
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Old 09-27-2008, 07:01 AM
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so, did you lose them or not?
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Old 09-27-2008, 07:05 AM
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Huh?
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Lemme break it down for you illiterate fools.

Cat has recurring nightmares about losing his gear.
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Old 09-27-2008, 09:46 AM
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Lemme break it down for you illiterate fools.

Cat has recurring nightmares about losing his gear.
haha thanks! yes thats whats been happening more or less
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Old 09-27-2008, 12:21 PM
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its midnight here.. should i go to sleep? what do you guys do in your times of recurring nightmares??
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Old 09-27-2008, 12:22 PM
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Try some yogic meditation. And lock your bass up under your bed before you go to sleep. Think happy thoughts, or sleep with the lights on.
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Old 09-27-2008, 01:50 PM
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or should i just keep playing all night long??
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