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Old 08-01-2009, 12:48 PM
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Ending G.A.S.: here is my 12-step program

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This is going to be really hard. I am going to do this for a month. And then see how it goes...

1-Do not visit Guitard Center (even for strings)
2-Do not visit eBay, except for selling stuff
3-Deactivate the daily eBay saved searched emails
4-Do not visit Craig's List Musical Instruments section
5-Deactivate the Craig's List Musical Instruments RSS feed from my Outlook
6-Do not visit Pawn Shops
7-Do not visit the Pawn Shop's Web sites either (like Maxit's)
8-Do not visit the "basses" section of this Web site
9-Deactivate the model & brand-related subscriptions from this Web site
10-Do not watch gear-related Youtube videos
11-Do not visit the manufacturer's Web sites
12-Take a calm look at what I already have and repeat: "I have enough instruments, I am happy with them, I don't need anything new".
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Old 08-01-2009, 02:37 PM
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Good luck......I'm starting to withdraw already.
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Old 08-01-2009, 03:05 PM
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This is going to be really hard. I am going to do this for a month. And then see how it goes...

1-Do not visit Guitard Center (even for strings)
2-Do not visit eBay, except for selling stuff
3-Deactivate the daily eBay saved searched emails
4-Do not visit Craig's List Musical Instruments section
5-Deactivate the Craig's List Musical Instruments RSS feed from my Outlook
6-Do not visit Pawn Shops
7-Do not visit the Pawn Shop's Web sites either (like Maxit's)
8-Do not visit the "basses" section of this Web site
9-Deactivate the model & brand-related subscriptions from this Web site
10-Do not watch gear-related Youtube videos
11-Do not visit the manufacturer's Web sites
12-Take a calm look at what I already have and repeat: "I have enough instruments, I am happy with them, I don't need anything new".

You forgot the main one.....DONT VIEW THE www.talkbass.com site......which is pretty hard to ignore..dont cha think?
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Old 08-01-2009, 03:17 PM
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No, Line6, I already said I would avoid the basses section.

But I can still come hear to read and post about other topics.
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Old 08-01-2009, 03:20 PM
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I would have to avoid at least half of the sections here.
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Old 08-01-2009, 03:23 PM
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No, Line6, I already said I would avoid the basses section.

But I can still come hear to read and post about other topics.
you did mention it....my bad
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Old 08-01-2009, 03:30 PM
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Here's my 2-step program:

Make bank.

Buy it.
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Old 08-01-2009, 03:38 PM
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I bet he lasts about two days.
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Old 08-01-2009, 03:46 PM
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You forgot one ~ don't go to a NAMM show.
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Old 08-01-2009, 09:06 PM
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chris's 1 step gas ending program - get dead broke. can't buy anything with no money.
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Old 08-01-2009, 11:20 PM
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You left out: Don't go to a GTG.
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Old 08-01-2009, 11:42 PM
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No, Line6, I already said I would avoid the basses section.

But I can still come hear to read and post about other topics.
Isn't it line 8?
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Old 08-01-2009, 11:47 PM
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Honorable effort...
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Old 08-02-2009, 02:06 AM
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Well, day 2 has started but I have to admit that I scrambled through my box of electronic components and I have enough to make my own envelope pedal, so it's not GAS but GBS (Gear Building Syndrome).

Is it cheating?
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Old 08-02-2009, 03:02 AM
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Not if you build it yourself.
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Old 08-02-2009, 09:06 AM
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No, Line6, I already said I would avoid the basses section.
I'm much more affected by the Amps and Cabinets For Sale forum.

So for me, your program is like an alcoholic removing all the liquor, wine, and beer from his home, but retaining a flask of whiskey. It just won't work.

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Old 08-02-2009, 11:49 AM
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My 2 step program:
1) make less than $4k a year for 6 years in a row
2) spend a few months living purely off the savings you manage scrape together in those 6 years
You really learn what you NEED, as opposed to what you WANT
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Old 08-02-2009, 12:13 PM
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Have a kid, wait 16 years, make him get a job, and show him how to play bass. He will buy the gear you "suggest" he should play.
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Old 08-02-2009, 12:28 PM
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I'm destined to relapse..................

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Old 08-02-2009, 01:29 PM
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It seems to me like you are trying to manage your addiction. Never works!

Step 1. We admitted we were powerless over effects and our pedal boards had become unmanageable!
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