Entire Lineup needed for Established Working Band

GeneralElectric · #1 04-12-2009, 02:19 AM

Not sure what else they'd actually need to form a band, and I really wish this was a joke. Alas, I know its not.

http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/muc/1118206451.html

steveksux · #2 04-12-2009, 11:18 AM

What is this guy, the cowbell player that owns the PA???

Randy

lousybassplayer · #3 04-13-2009, 07:36 AM

I absolutely love these "Metal Reggae Core Screamo band with originals seeks singer bassist, manager, tambourine, brass section and drummer" type of things. There really needs to be an internet rule that 2 guitar players sitting in their college dorms wanking away cannot call themselves a band.

B4snrise · #4 04-13-2009, 07:42 AM

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Guitar, Bass, Drums, Keys & Singer Needed for Established Working Band (NY,NJ,CT)
Reply to: comm-fqjtw-1118206451@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Date: 2009-04-11, 8:04PM EDT

Great opportunity to join one of the most successful cover bands in the entire tri-state area!
We play corporate and higher end clubs. Must have a working knowledge of a large repertoire.
Must also be very hot looking because the women dig us the most. (Think male stripper who can play an instrument)
Send our management samples. Come, be part of our team!

* Location: NY,NJ,CT
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1118206451

Darn, if I only lived in the area.

ErebusBass · #5 04-17-2009, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by lousybassplayer

I absolutely love these "Metal Reggae Core Screamo band with originals seeks singer bassist, manager, tambourine, brass section and drummer" type of things. There really needs to be an internet rule that 2 guitar players sitting in their college dorms wanking away cannot call themselves a band.

They also said they need guitar. That means it's just one guitar player sitting in a dorm wanking away and asking everyone to join his "band."

Beno · #6 04-17-2009, 09:54 AM

Haha, "think male stripper that can play an instrument"

rhythmsection · #7 04-17-2009, 04:21 PM

All i'm saying is if you are looking to replace FIVE members, you are no longer 'established'. Maybe you WERE established before your guitarist, bassist, drummer, keyboard player, and singer kicked you out of the band because you were a male-stripper douchebag and let you keep the retardo band name you probably came up with....but now it's time to rebuild. Godspeed, male-stripper douchebag!

seanm · #8 04-17-2009, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by GeneralElectric

Not sure what else they'd actually need to form a band, and I really wish this was a joke. Alas, I know its not.

http://newyork.craigslist.org/lgi/muc/1118206451.html

So what happened, did the entire band quite and the manager is trying to start another up under the same name?