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Old 09-09-2010, 01:32 PM
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So what are the songs you'd love to play live, but probably never will because they are too complex, require a group of significantly talented musicians, aren't really appropriate for the kinds of gigs you play, etc.

A couple of mine would be
A) Meatloaf's[1] live versions of Bolero/Bat Out of Hell
B) A TSO Christmas show

[1] A Meatloaf tribute band would be great.....good luck finding someone for the Meatloaf part.
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Old 09-09-2010, 01:35 PM
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Just about anything in the YES and Frank Zappa catalogues.
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Old 09-09-2010, 01:43 PM
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2112 immediately pops to mind.
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Old 09-09-2010, 01:47 PM
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Old 09-09-2010, 01:58 PM
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Old 09-09-2010, 02:14 PM
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Old 09-09-2010, 02:31 PM
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I don't know if anyone else feels this way about some of their favorite songs, difficult or easy to learn, but sometimes when I learn a song (say 2112 for example) the "magic" can disappear from it for me. It's as if I found the key to unlock the secret of of it. After I do, the song means less to me than it did before. It's cool to be able to play 2112, but now it's not as exciting for me to hear as a listener. Because of this, I tend to stay away from learning certian tunes. Is this wierd?
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no thats not wierd. your smart enough to preserve those songs. it shouldent lose any magic though, yeah you can play it, just like i learned schooldays way back. but i am still amazed he actually thought the whole thing in his head, i only copied him... many sculptors can sculpt and copy "the thinker" but they would never be able to create it from scratch with that execution and brilliance themselves. johnny a.
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no thats not wierd. your smart enough to preserve those songs. it shouldent lose any magic though, yeah you can play it, just like i learned schooldays way back. but i am still amazed he actually thought the whole thing in his head, i only copied him... many sculptors can sculpt and copy "the thinker" but they would never be able to create it from scratch with that execution and brilliance themselves. johnny a.
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Old 09-09-2010, 02:58 PM
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Just about anything in the YES and Frank Zappa catalogues.
The Yes tribute band I was in from 2000 to 2003 played the entire Close to the Edge album (plus a bunch of other Yes material). Chris Squire plays alot of notes!

But to answer the OP's question, I would respond with The Gates of Delirium by Yes.
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But to answer the OP's question, I would respond with The Gates of Delirium by Yes.
We totally see eye to eye on this one.


If I had to cut it down to one it would definitely be Gates.



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Old 09-09-2010, 03:01 PM
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Anything from Lynyrd Skynyrd.

It's nearly impossible to convince ONE guitarist to give room for other instruments/vocals, let alone three + the keys. And that's a real shame.

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It's a fascinating subject about losing the "magic." I played in a Steely Dan tribute band (here's how we sounded in the basement http://zebb.info/BabylonSisters.mp3), and some of that happened to me there. I discovered some of the real genius is what the bass is not playing, and the interraction with the other instruments.

But, back tothe original topic, "Joe Frasier" by Jef Berlin/Bill Bruford. Just ain't gonna happen...

I've played many of the songs listed here (2112, La Villa, Funeral), and boy are they fun!
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