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Old 02-21-2007, 01:01 PM
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...so said the salesperson from a West LA music store.

Anybody come across some, er, "creative" pronunciations and/or spellings of brands?

...I know I've probably butchered a name or two.
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...so said the salesperson from a West LA music store.

Anybody come across some, er, "creative" pronunciations and/or spellings of brands?

...I know I've probably butchered a name or two.
As far as I know, that's how the company name is said. Epi-fawn-ee.
However, I did run into a store that didn't know who/what a "Shadow-sky" was.
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Old 02-21-2007, 02:23 PM
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As far as I know, that's how the company name is said. Epi-fawn-ee.
As in "Epiphany"-yes. The salesperson would say eppy-fanny. I wasn't sure if it was somekind of inside joke.

I've heard Warwicks called "war-icks". Or Pedulla as "pe-dilla".
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Old 02-21-2007, 02:26 PM
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As in "Epiphany"-yes. The salesperson would say eppy-fanny. I wasn't sure if it was somekind of inside joke.

I've heard Warwicks called "war-icks". Or Pedulla as "pe-dilla".
Nope, it's not an epiphany. Epi (epiphone) fawn (a lot like "lawn") eeee (long e). Call their shop sometime .
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Old 02-21-2007, 02:31 PM
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Nope, it's not an epiphany. Epi (epiphone) fawn (a lot like "lawn") eeee (long e). Call their shop sometime .

Well, I guess that's a new name I just butchered!

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There's a well-known (in my city) luthier who's last name is Sandovskij. Probably that's the cause why he doesn't write anything on his basses and guitars...
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Old 02-21-2007, 04:07 PM
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Well, I guess that's a new name I just butchered!
That's OK. I did up until about 2 weeks ago too! :P
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I was at a mexican restaurant (here in Oz). The same idiot waitress who spilled my beer asks my wife:

"How are your quessadillas?"

Yep, pronounced as it appears. You'd think, being that it's on the menu, they'd at least teach the staff how to say it...
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As in "Epiphany"-yes. The salesperson would say eppy-fanny. I wasn't sure if it was somekind of inside joke.

I've heard Warwicks called "war-icks". Or Pedulla as "pe-dilla".

It should, as far as I'm aware, be pronounced "War-ick". The 2nd W is silent. That's how we pronounce it in the UK anyway, for the City and the basses.
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It should, as far as I'm aware, be pronounced "War-ick". The 2nd W is silent. That's how we pronounce it in the UK anyway, for the City and the basses.
agreed.
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I remember lonnybass' hilarious post about the nearsighted sound man who squinted at his preamp and asked what an "Anemic F-1X" was.
I lol'ed so much that I made it my sig for a while!
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Old 02-22-2007, 06:27 PM
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My local store has heard of very few names on this board, I don't even bother listening to their pronounciations when I ask if they can order stuff. I have some fun with them though and stump them on brands that "noone's heard of" such as....

Stewart
QSC
BBE
Accugroove
Aguilar
Glockenlang
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G&L
Bergantino
Orange
etc etc....

This is a store where the employees are full grown men, I am friends with them all, and they all play in respectable bands, a couple went to audio engineering school and records bands in a studio. These are people that have no idea about our little world!
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Old 02-22-2007, 06:42 PM
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It should, as far as I'm aware, be pronounced "War-ick". The 2nd W is silent. That's how we pronounce it in the UK anyway, for the City and the basses.
That's how I've always pronounced it. However, since the company was founded in Germany perhaps it should be pronounced vahr-vik?
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Since it has become painfully apparent that I am one of the offenders, we should turn this into a thread to clear the air on how these names should be pronounced...
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Nope, it's not an epiphany. Epi (epiphone) fawn (a lot like "lawn") eeee (long e). Call their shop sometime .
I have heard it pronounced epi- phone
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Since it has become painfully apparent that I am one of the offenders, we should turn this into a thread to clear the air on how these names should be pronounced...
Yes please. I'm even more confused about the pronunciation of "Epifani" since I read this thread. I thought it was pronounced the same as the word "epiphany". However:

chingas says "As in "Epiphany"-yes."

but

Ray Salamon say "Nope, it's not an epiphany."

and suggests "Epi-fawn-ee" which sounds really odd to me, but may nonetheless be correct.
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Old 02-22-2007, 07:40 PM
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Let's throw Jaco into the ring.

Jock-oh or Jay-co?
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Old 02-22-2007, 07:50 PM
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Let's throw Jaco into the ring.

Jock-oh or Jay-co?
According to the unsourced story on Wikipedia - Jock-oh.
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Old 02-22-2007, 08:36 PM
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According to the unsourced story on Wikipedia - Jock-oh.
I believe that is how it was when he was a child, but when he was a young teenager it changed to Jack-Oh
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Old 02-22-2007, 08:58 PM
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I remember lonnybass' hilarious post about the nearsighted sound man who squinted at his preamp and asked what an "Anemic F-1X" was.
I lol'ed so much that I made it my sig for a while!
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That's awesome.
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