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Old 04-29-2008, 04:57 AM
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Bass player (BP) and Drummer (Dr) during the gig


BP: Dude, what's the next song?

Dr: What?

BR: What's the name of the next song?

Dr: "I love you"

BP: I love you too. So what's the next song?
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Old 04-29-2008, 05:02 AM
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That's right: love your drummer.
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Old 04-29-2008, 05:06 AM
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haha. the drummer that im with now would be saying i love you as a joke, and i would have to ask what the next song is
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Old 04-29-2008, 07:06 AM
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And here's another one. Once again bass player and his drummer hit a bottle of whiskey (whatever) on a rooftop.

BP: My dear friend *hic* We played together for so much time... and we never could perform a groovy beat... *hic*
Dr: Yep, bad timing.. We always miss.. And i believe we'll never fit the rythm 8(
BP: Let us commit a suicidal jump! Let's do it together!
Dr: Ok. One! Two! Three!

Smack!... Smack!
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Old 04-29-2008, 11:11 AM
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And here's another one. Once again bass player and his drummer hit a bottle of whiskey (whatever) on a rooftop.

BP: My dear friend *hic* We played together for so much time... and we never could perform a groovy beat... *hic*
Dr: Yep, bad timing.. We always miss.. And i believe we'll never fit the rythm 8(
BP: Let us commit a suicidal jump! Let's do it together!
Dr: Ok. One! Two! Three!

Smack!... Smack!
LOL, Good one!!!
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Old 04-29-2008, 12:05 PM
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That's right: love your drummer.
Well... I'm married to a drummer - just not the one in my band.
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Old 04-29-2008, 02:21 PM
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I literally laughed out loud, and the family came running to hear what was so funny. Nobody got it but me.
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