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Old 12-17-2009, 11:53 PM
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Esperanza Spalding marriage proposal

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OK, Esperanza, I know it's a long shot. To start with, I'm married and I love my wife. And I'm sure you have many guys better looking (and better bass playing) than me chasing you. But still ...

If, like, the whole world changed, would you even consider it?

BTW, I didn't post on the Tal marriage proposal thread, so I'm remaining faithful to ... I'm not sure what.
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Old 12-18-2009, 12:06 AM
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You guys begin to creep me out. Who's next?

Jauqo III-X! With all your cool endorsements - let's go to Iowa and make it official!
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Lol, this thread failed. Hard.
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You guys begin to creep me out. Who's next?

Jauqo III-X! With all your cool endorsements - let's go to Iowa and make it official!





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Lol, this thread failed. Hard.

How did it fail? Esperanza is beautiful,talented and beautifully talented.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFsVXdmwZoo

http://www.nowpublic.com/culture/esp...h-2535782.html
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How did it fail? Esperanza is beautiful,talented and beautifully talented.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFsVXdmwZoo

http://www.nowpublic.com/culture/esp...h-2535782.html
Oh no doubt, I love her and her music. I was comparing it to the Tal Wilkenfeld proposal thread. If you haven't seen it it should be good for a few laughs.
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Old 12-18-2009, 05:14 PM
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All these proposals these days. What's next? Fassa?
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Old 12-21-2009, 11:50 AM
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Ay Dios mio! Hahaha not again
P.S. Had to throw in a little spanglish for Esperanza.
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Old 12-22-2009, 12:55 AM
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what is that bass? it looks like a normal upright getting sucked into another dimension.
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Old 12-22-2009, 01:00 AM
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what is that bass? it looks like a normal upright getting sucked into another dimension.
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Old 12-22-2009, 06:34 PM
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ah, so it's a david gage joint. nice.
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Old 12-22-2009, 07:51 PM
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Can I start a Halle Berry marriage proposal thread, even though she isn't a bass player?
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She's probably gonna marry some celebrity, and no matter who it is, I will always be jealous, because that dude will probably not even understand how amazing she really is, or at least seems to be...
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I'm glad she won the Grammy for best new artist over Bieber. It's nice that they recognized a true artist.
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I would use the " Borat" method..

Wait for a CD signing, and when it is my turn, throw a sack over her, and then take off with her....

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All these proposals these days. What's next? Fassa?
No way!!!!


Bluuuuuuuuuuewiiiiiiiiiinnnnnneee! Where aaaaaaarrre you?


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