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Old 03-26-2008, 10:05 PM
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even rockstars play the same stupid riffs when at the music store.

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i went to the locally owned music store today. and i look over and Noah Henson from the band pillar is there trying out pedals and playing smoke on the water and sweet child of mine

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aren't they kinda like creed?
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that's the only truly objective way to test out guitar equipment in a music store, you know.
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aren't they kinda like creed?
a bit harder and not total douchebags
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Maybe he was trying to find a pedal to give him the tone of those songs.
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that's the only truly objective way to test out guitar equipment in a music store, you know.
with the same tired power chords and melody line?
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Maybe he was trying to find a pedal to give him the tone of those songs.
nah his pedal broke and he was having the store send it back.
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with the same tired power chords and melody line?
of course! walk through a music store, you hear those two riffs (and AC/DC's back in black, of course) constantly! you know when they sound good, and you know when they sound bad in the music store. you won't really know if the gear sounds good or bad until you hear it in a mix, but solo'd up in a music store? ya... it's a sound you are familiar and intimate with.

for bassists, it's that pulling teeth thing.
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Maybe he was trying to find a pedal to give him the tone of those songs.
Is there a pedal that makes your guitar sound like a B3 with an overdriven lesley ?
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Mark my words...
the next group to be identified as 'going postal' will be music store clerks. Can you imagine listening to kids play metal riffs for 3-4 hours at a time?
Pretty soon taking the law into your own hands will be called 'going Guitar-Center'.
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for bassists, it's that pulling teeth thing.
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Old 03-27-2008, 11:36 AM
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That's a generational thing.

When I'm in the store, the riffs I play on bass to evaluate gear include:

Pretty Woman
Sunshine of Your Love
Pipeline
Peter Gunn

Basically, you won't hear me trying riffs from anything written after about 1980...and most of it is before 1970. The kids in there are going "slappity-poppity wank wank wank" and I'm just noodling through oldies. Funny thing though, when I'm playing the bass line to Pipeline, I sometimes hear the music store employees walking past me start to hum the melody!
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the next group to be identified as 'going postal' will be music store clerks. Can you imagine listening to kids play metal riffs for 3-4 hours at a time?
Pretty soon taking the law into your own hands will be called 'going Guitar-Center'.
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I just do scales to test things out.

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I like to play twinkle twinkle little star closely followed by mary had a little lamb and finish it off with an original composition I've entitled Toodle Muffin. It's an exploration of root and thirds in both major and minor for 17 hours straight.

The guys at my GC applaud the piece as I leave the store.
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I ALWAYS test gear with the songs Barbie Girl by Aqua and If You Wanna Be My Lover by The Spice Girls, and I ALWAYS sing along the entire time...cus hey, I need to know how it sounds with vocals.
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Mark my words...
the next group to be identified as 'going postal' will be music store clerks. Can you imagine listening to kids play metal riffs for 3-4 hours at a time?
Pretty soon taking the law into your own hands will be called 'going Guitar-Center'.
Amen! I'm suprised it hasn't happened already.

I could never work in that enviroment...I would snap.
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I like to play twinkle twinkle little star closely followed by mary had a little lamb and finish it off with an original composition I've entitled Toodle Muffin. It's an exploration of root and thirds in both major and minor for 17 hours straight.

The guys at my GC applaud the piece as I leave the store.
No, they're applauding BECAUSE you're leaving the store.
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I usually find that when I'm testing equipment in a store I forget literally every song I've ever known. That usually happens when I'm testing guitars. So I just idly strum a couple of chords trying to think of what the hell I should be playing.
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