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10-22-2011, 04:37 PM
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So was was practicing a song the today and suddenly felt the urge to poop. So I crossed my legs and tried to push (pun intended  ) throught the rest of the song. Let's just say the face I made would have been good if I were playing a metal song....
So this got me thinking, have you ever had to poop while on stage? What did you do about it?
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10-22-2011, 04:38 PM
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10-22-2011, 04:39 PM
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10-22-2011, 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted by bassteban I'm pretty sure this won't go down in flames. |
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10-22-2011, 04:43 PM
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10-22-2011, 04:48 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Canada | | | Luckily enough, I can hold it until the break... unless it's of the liquid variety. I've had a couple of close calls, but nothing on the bandstand.
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10-22-2011, 04:49 PM
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they use to have a saying,...
if you don't have to poop before a show,.. you have no real talent!
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10-22-2011, 04:55 PM
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Originally Posted by pacojas
if you don't have to poop before a show,.. you have no real talent!
| I'm making this my signiture
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10-22-2011, 06:53 PM
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I had cold symptoms and diarrhea. Obviously, I could not hold it in so we stopped at the end of a song and I went and went back ASAP. Everybody knew including the audience. Eh, beats the alternative. |
10-22-2011, 09:27 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Brick, NJ | | | For this is the reason why I do not eat right before or during a gig, only after. I also make sure I eat something stomach friendly earlier in the day.
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10-22-2011, 09:29 PM
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10-22-2011, 09:41 PM
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10-22-2011, 11:55 PM
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Originally Posted by JTFormula For this is the reason why I do not eat right before or during a gig, only after. I also make sure I eat something stomach friendly earlier in the day.
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10-22-2011, 11:59 PM
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10-23-2011, 12:00 AM
| | | I make sure to expell all liquids and solids before going on stage. Farts are acceptable though  just make sure that you're standing next to the drummer, cuz he can't move!
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10-23-2011, 12:06 AM
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10-23-2011, 12:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Stilettoprefer I make sure to expell all liquids and solids before going on stage. Farts are acceptable though just make sure that you're standing next to the drummer, cuz he can't move! | The singer in my band likes to do this. He'll let one go and then walk away and wait for the reaction. During our last show, I actually screwed up the bass part because the smell was so strong that it cut off the oxygen to my brain for a few seconds.  |
10-23-2011, 09:55 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Cayce, SC | | Oh, sorry, ya'll making me have to go before I can read all this... 
EDIT: Ok, that's better. No, I haven't had to go while onstage, but now that I've read this...oh crap.
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10-23-2011, 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted by pacojas i usually feel the urge before almost every show.
they use to have a saying,...
if you don't have to poop before a show,.. you have no real talent! | +1
Its like clockwork before a gig.
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10-23-2011, 10:06 AM
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