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Old 12-13-2010, 12:06 PM
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Sentences I wish I had written, #435: "The article is self-aggrandizing wishful thinking, the kind of thing you expect from a bass player when he tries to convince a girl that he's the soul of the band." From The Last Psychiatrist.

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As a professional bassist, I'd like to have a meaningful conversation with the author of that line explaining the role of bass defining the chords, controlling the tempo and rhythm, setting the location of the pulse and providing the underlying melody that actually IS the non-vocal portion of the song. Then I'd stab the fudger (explicative replaced to appease the mods) in the nuts.

I really don't mind that somebody wrote the original line. My skin isn't that thin. Amused me more than anything else. Bassists have the reputation of being the slow kid in the back of the band class. I did however hope that the guy who posted this might know better. I suppose that the original author is attempting to look all edgy by jumping one others. Seems a mark of a less than stellar author to this guy though.

Thought someone else might get a kick out of this.
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Old 12-13-2010, 07:08 PM
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Old 12-13-2010, 07:11 PM
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Old 12-14-2010, 12:33 AM
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Old 12-14-2010, 12:47 AM
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"bashe ish the foundation of thsha bandsh!"
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"bashe ish the foundation of thsha bandsh!"
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Can't watch it for copyright reasons. Is it the one with the chicks in the bar?
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