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Old 04-28-2011, 10:56 PM
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i met john entwistle on several occasions. i had him sign his bass instructional video for me.

je: so did you learn anything?
me: yeah that compared to you i suck as a bass player
je: compared to me, everybody sucks as a bass player.....[silence]....that was a joke, i'm sure that you are a fine bass player.

insulted by the ox, i can die happy!!!!
I'm jealous...
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Old 04-29-2011, 09:39 AM
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From a Marcus Miller clinic back in '06:

"If you don't know theory, you've lost the gig before you've played the first note."
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Old 04-29-2011, 12:23 PM
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Paul McCartney

'What kind of bass strings do you use, Paul?'

'Long shiny ones.' "I don't know the model names of basses," he laughs, "I don't know about amps, I don't know about serial numbers."
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I forget who it was but a quote I've always loved is:

"Play every not like it cost you a dollar."
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Old 04-30-2011, 06:44 PM
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Old 01-10-2013, 11:20 PM
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"The answer to the question "do you read music" is either yes or no, not kind of. Kind of means no." - said to me by Jaco Pastorius upstairs at the old Lonestar Roadhouse in NYC.
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Old 01-13-2013, 04:17 AM
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"F*ck Off!!!!"- Lemmy, to me.....
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Old 01-13-2013, 04:28 AM
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"Ha! Slapping, the ketchup of the bass world!" - Randy Jackson
Wasn't that Anthony Jackson?
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"dirt keeps the funk" Jaco
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Old 01-13-2013, 04:39 AM
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"dirt keeps the funk" Jaco
I think James Jamerson said that too. No?
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