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Old 03-04-2007, 07:33 PM
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Anyone else's band have one of these?
We use an old microphone and a small stand, and when we have to fart, we run up and take full use of it!
We're comtemplating using one on stage...
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Old 03-04-2007, 07:35 PM
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Old 03-04-2007, 07:47 PM
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Old 03-04-2007, 07:57 PM
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You guys really should use a poop-filter on that mic for best results...
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Old 03-04-2007, 08:10 PM
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Run it through an octave down pedal.
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Old 03-04-2007, 08:55 PM
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put some flanger on that baby and she'll purr like a kitten. Our band doesnt have a fart mic but i generaly use the drumer's singing mic (haha pwnt)
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Old 03-05-2007, 08:55 AM
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Run it through an octave down pedal.
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Old 03-05-2007, 09:16 AM
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Run it through an octave down pedal.
Add some distortion, chorus and sustain and you have a symphony.....

I wonder how come we never see that on you tube?

(And for what it is worth, every mic was a belch mike when my buddies band jammed...)
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Old 03-05-2007, 09:21 AM
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Add, LOTS of echo, it'll be like farting in the Grand Canyon.


..................... <-------this guy just farted.
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Old 03-05-2007, 07:21 PM
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You guys really should use a poop-filter on that mic for best results...
i laughed.
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Old 03-06-2007, 10:10 PM
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There are a couple of Morning show DJs named Drew and Mike on 101.1 back in Detroit who have been doing fartmike for years. I haven't heard it in a long time, but back when I lived there (high school and before) I thought it was hilarious.
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Old 03-07-2007, 06:42 AM
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Axe .. I"m from detroit and listen to that station ... and yup .. his name is "Butt Mike" ...

doesn't do it as often anymore but once every month or two he'll let one rip right into the mic .. I think they have the mic taped to the back of his chair or something. lol.
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