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Old 07-11-2008, 06:31 PM
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i use to play with some older gentlemen, and the piano player always told me "thats what bathrooms are for man"
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Old 07-11-2008, 11:02 PM
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It's the only place it could be. Seems fitting to me.
This is nothing short of amazing... that one post just made the entire thread go full circle
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Old 07-12-2008, 11:23 AM
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Not a story about toxic release at a gig, but during band practice. We have a fellow musician friend who will come to band practice once in a while and makes sure he eats Taco Bell or some other feast that will help him brew one up. Thankfully he usually has the courtesy to let one rip right before break or just before we finish, because they are toxic and the band room is small, as someone else said about the size of a prison cell. Our guitarist makes the comment "heh heh heh, it said diickk". Maybe he will become "The friend formerly known as the guy who is always invited to band practice".

Added: Maybe we'll post up a video of the event, somehow it doesn't seem as funny in writing, especially with some of the other stories here. The soiling of the shorts during the tour comes to mind.
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This store wouldn't happen to be Jive Sound, would it? If so... oh, the irony
Hey Geddy...sorry,been away for a long weekend...That is the place!!! Have you ever been there?It's worth the trip,Some of the nicest gear around...I'm sure the air is clear by now


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Hey Geddy...sorry,been away for a long weekend...That is the place!!! Have you ever been there?It's worth the trip,Some of the nicest gear around...I'm sure the air is clear by now


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Nah, I haven't been there, but I'm going to DC some time in the near future, and that's one of the stops I'm going to make while I'm up there. The main reason I asked, though, is because the owner of Jive Sound is the man who started this amazing thread. LOL
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I farted while reading this thread....the ENTIRE thread.

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