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Old 03-23-2011, 10:04 AM
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Old 03-23-2011, 10:10 AM
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Well.....this shouldn't last to long......
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I knew this post had to happen at some point. No pictures for you though. I have some mental ones that still scar me though. But I'm a semi-fat bass player so I have no room to talk. I just choose to hide my muffin top, not flaunt it.
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Well.....this shouldn't last to long......
True...it's just that the bigger girls still like to have fun and shake it down as much as their svelte she-brethren. I played in one band recently where the biggest girl was the female lead singer. I always wondered why we were never asked to return to venues already played. Could it be because the 300 pound female lead singer also danced like a stripper while singing?
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Old 03-23-2011, 10:14 AM
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Mods...someone...anyone!

Please end this thread before someone goes blind!

Or at least before I lose my lunch

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Old 03-23-2011, 10:16 AM
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Mods...someone...anyone!

Please end this thread before someone goes blind!

Or at least before I lose my lunch

Dont be a crybaby.

If the ladies started a fat guys at shows thread, nobody would care.
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Dont be a crybaby.

If the ladies started a fat guys at shows thread, nobody would care.
+1, some people actually like their women big, I'm not one of them but they do exist.

fat chicks need luvin' too!
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Old 03-23-2011, 10:24 AM
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Inb4 closed.
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Old 03-23-2011, 10:29 AM
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Fat chicks can be the last ones on the dance floor when things are slowing down,IDK if thats a good thing or not.
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Old 03-23-2011, 10:30 AM
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Go Ben! Ya, lets see some meat!!
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Old 03-23-2011, 10:49 AM
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Huh.....

Ya know, I thought I could oblige the OP, but a quick search of my bands webpage wasn't at all productive.

Huh.
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Multiple calls for thread closure, but no heinous images present to serve as a just basis for said closure calls; hmmmmm....

Different strokes for different folks, tho' I suppose that this thread will have little to do with the conjugation of the verb, to stroke.
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I sense a moderator with his finger on the close button...
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Then again, we already have the de facto ultimate fat chick at a show pic way back in the early Chicks at Shows threads: MOSH GIRL.
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Why should a moderator close this thread? Because it pertains to fat chicks?

That's kinda implying that there's something inherently wrong with overweight people.

While not a chubby-chaser myself, I think this thread could be awesome so long as it's not done in a mean spirit.

Bring on the chubs, I say!

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Old 03-23-2011, 11:05 AM
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+1, some people actually like their women big, I'm not one of them but they do exist.

fat chicks need luvin' too!
I'm one of them! Give me some chubby girl lovin' any day! Once you've had thick, you'll never go back to stick....
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Why should a moderator close this thread? Because it pertains to fat chicks?
No, because I predict that this will just degrade into a long, stupid argument over matters of taste.
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Old 03-23-2011, 11:32 AM
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I'm one of them! Give me some chubby girl lovin' any day! Once you've had thick, you'll never go back to stick....
Oh, yes I did! Uh, I mean would!
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Huh.....

Ya know, I thought I could oblige the OP, but a quick search of my bands webpage wasn't at all productive.

Huh.
Thats because bands dont generally post pics of big girls on their site, they need to give the illusion that only hawt girls come see their shows. Those other pics get deleted, quick.
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