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Old 01-14-2007, 08:05 PM
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Favorite Back-handed Compliments

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I know you've got some. I did read the entire fart thread for the record. So here goes. What's you're favorite back-handed compliment, or back-handed compliment story. For the record, a back-handed compliment is a compliment that happens to subtley insult the person at the same time. Here are a couple of examples to get us started.

For a dumba$$, that was pretty clever.
or
You look good in those jeans, even if you do have a fat a$$.
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For a Carvin, that sounds pretty good. (That one gets me all the time).

Let's see where this goes. Remember to play nice. So nothing like this.

It's not your jeans, but your a$$ that makes your a$$ look fat!
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Down and Dirty | hi life in low fi

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Old 01-16-2007, 12:38 AM
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Wow! You're pregnant??? I couldn't tell

You have very unique tastes
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Old 01-16-2007, 01:41 AM
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That set was...interesting.
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Old 01-16-2007, 01:45 AM
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you're pretty fly for a white guy
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Old 01-16-2007, 05:00 AM
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friday we played in a new club, the crowd loved us the owners loved us and after the tear down and load up, i came back in and sat down at the bar for my last diet pepsi of the evening and the bar owner says "you guys rock! and your pretty good too even though your JUST the bass player".....i love it!
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Old 01-16-2007, 06:53 AM
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I've been known to hand this one out when we're learning a new tune.

"That was pretty good for the first time through."
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Old 01-16-2007, 07:04 AM
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Not exactly a backhanded compliment, but I like to tell anyone before they go for a performance on stage or a presentation or a speech, "Don't screw up!"



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Old 01-16-2007, 01:37 PM
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You guys are pretty much as good as us...
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Old 01-16-2007, 02:06 PM
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After hearing us for the first time a colleague of mine said,

"Until I heard you guys, I didn't picture you being able to play that well".

Ouch.
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Old 01-16-2007, 02:15 PM
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"You should have heard this guy who was playing last night. He sounded totally different from you. He was good!"
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Old 01-16-2007, 02:28 PM
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"you guys sound really, um, unique"
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Old 01-16-2007, 02:58 PM
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Directly copied from an email I got from some weird guy at work.

"Seriously. It sounds great. Well, it “sounds” crappy, but the music is good."

(refering to a recording done with a mini-camcorder)
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Old 01-17-2007, 06:04 AM
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(This is best said to a fat man)

Walk over to them, pat their belly and say, "Is it a boy or girl?"
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"You should have heard this guy who was playing last night. He sounded totally different from you. He was good!"

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Old 01-17-2007, 09:42 PM
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A producer I have occasionally worked for used to (I think jokingly) say, "I like what you guys are trying to do in there", when a take was close but not quite
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Old 01-18-2007, 11:17 PM
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That song makes me want to feel good.
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Old 01-18-2007, 11:40 PM
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A producer I have occasionally worked for used to (I think jokingly) say, "I like what you guys are trying to do in there", when a take was close but not quite
I constantly use this on guys who somewhat (humorously) hit a wrong note or two (three?) during their solo:
"Hey. I really liked what you were trying to do there."
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"Hey. I really liked that solo you started...."
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Old 01-19-2007, 08:24 AM
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"that was some... interesting improv"

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Old 01-19-2007, 08:26 AM
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A direct quote from my father-in-law after he heard my band for the first time:

"Wow, you're much better than I thought you'd be. It's almost like a real band."
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That song makes me want to feel good.
This is the winner. I love it!
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