Go Back   TalkBass Forums > Bass Guitar Forums > Bass Guitar Forums > Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]
Register Rules/FAQ/CUP Members List Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG] Bass jokes, musician jokes, gigs gone wrong...


Supporting Membership
Thank You

Latest Supporting Member
Donate to Upgrade Today

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
  #101  
Old 08-18-2008, 01:44 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Loma Linda, CA
Sign in to disble this ad
Jack N' Coke
  #102  
Old 08-19-2008, 12:19 AM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Me and most band: Full Throttle, Rockstar, Amp! a lot of energy drinks to get past and through midninght jams. For the rhythm guitarist in my band itd be weed and a mistaken amount of bong water, seriously he comes stoned for a while to our practices fnny but he still hangs with it and knows every chord (call him the chord dictionary). Anywy Energy drinks water adn tap water
__________________
Funk isn't a genre, its a way of life
  #103  
Old 08-19-2008, 12:34 AM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Philadelphia, PA
I like to have a cup of coffee before I play (I am hypoglycemic so sugary soft drinks or energy drinks are bad for my playing) and plenty of water while I'm up there. Actually, I really prefer Gatorade or Powerade for the electrolyte content, but like I said, I'm hypoglycemic, so if I drink them I have to KEEP drinking them all night or else my sugar gets too low. This problem can be remedied by eating a high-protein meal before the set or lots of protein at a break.

I tend to avoid soft drinks and energy drinks for a number of other reasons, also - they are dehydrating and large amounts of caffeine/other stimulants can cause a lot of unwanted jitters and muscle tension. Beer while I'm playing is a double-edged sword. Alcohol actually keeps my blood sugar very stable for the duration of its effect, and one or two drinks is definitely good for performance (helps you keep those muscles relaxed and drown out the distractions), but too much will TOTALLY ruin your playing - obviously. Liquor is always a no-no for me when I play.
  #104  
Old 08-19-2008, 12:36 AM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Phoenix, AZ
Quote:
Originally Posted by stingray56funk View Post
Practice: Iced Venti Coffee with 2 sweet n' low and a bit of Half N' Half
Gig: Depending on venue. Church = water, Bar = Crown and Coke

MMMMM Crown and Coke.
__________________
Electro Harmonix Club #54
  #105  
Old 08-19-2008, 09:32 AM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Send a message via AIM to Phantopeth
For practice:



During shows, maybe a beer or two prior to the gig (sometimes a shot of whiskey is involved just before we go on), water during the gig, and who the hell knows afterwards.
  #106  
Old 08-19-2008, 10:17 AM
SBassman's Avatar
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Northeast, US
Supporting Member
I'm not currently gigging, but in my last long stretch it was:
- One draft beer per set for the first 3 sets. Whenever it was available, we drank Smithwicks, the official beer of the band.
- Diet Coke for the fourth set.

I'm trying to lose weight, so I'm hoping when I get back to gigging I'll have the discipline to just drink seltzer or iced green tea
during the night.
__________________
+
Frank
  #107  
Old 08-19-2008, 10:26 AM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Detroit, Michigan
Cool mmmmmm

Nothin' like a nice cold stiff Gin 'n Tonic to loosen up the voice and fingers. Makes you invincable.
  #108  
Old 08-19-2008, 10:48 AM
SBassman's Avatar
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Northeast, US
Supporting Member
I always thought beer really loosened up my throat.
When I have mentioned it, people have said - ah, that's impossible, it probably Constricts your throat.

But, it sure feels like it helps the vocal chords.
__________________
+
Frank
  #109  
Old 08-19-2008, 11:09 AM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Cedar Falls, IA
I like to have a bottle of cranberry juice near my rig to take swigs out of. Ocean Spray makes a tasty juice concoction of white cranberry and strawberry. It lacks the tartness that I like, so I've been getting cranberry grape or straight up cranberry. Whatever comes in a light or diet is preferred.

A shot of alcohol probably would have helped last night. My fingers were so stiff it was getting me down. I messed up so many times. That was my last time playing with the band for a long time. College is about to take its toll. Sad. I wish it would have been a better performance.
__________________
Lakland Skyline Darryl Jones / Fender American Vintage Reissue '62 Jazz
Ampeg SVT-VR
Ampeg SVT810E
  #110  
Old 08-19-2008, 11:11 AM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Seattle, WA
Send a message via AIM to four2oh Send a message via Yahoo to four2oh
grape or orange juice... and a bowl.
  #111  
Old 08-19-2008, 11:25 AM
SBassman's Avatar
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Northeast, US
Supporting Member
Quote:
Originally Posted by theory028 View Post
My fingers were so stiff it was getting me down. I messed up so many times.
Do you do anything to warm up before starting the gig?
__________________
+
Frank
  #112  
Old 08-19-2008, 11:29 AM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: City of Angels, Hell on Earth
Send a message via AIM to Mr. Lovejoy
Pimp juice.

I get a case imported straight from South Central every week.
__________________
The Disappearing Pencil Trick
Ruining generic rock music with a misplaced sense of creativity and integrity since 2008
(all TBers are welcome to add us)


Looking to sell a 5-string Bass?
  #113  
Old 08-19-2008, 11:30 AM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: San Marcos Area
Haha a Rockstar Guava Juice energy drink and a cigarette. Can't go wrong.
__________________
Marcus Miller is my Homeboy.
  #114  
Old 08-19-2008, 11:30 AM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
all sorts of herbal teas..

obviously water when its hott in the venue.

coffee probobly wouldent be a bad idea either..
__________________
"a man who counts his chickens before they hatch is wise..how can you count chickens the way they run amuck.."
  #115  
Old 08-19-2008, 11:40 AM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Transfer PA
Send a message via Skype™ to ampegman810
Arizona Green Tea mmm.. the best
__________________
I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.
Reply


Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off

Follow TalkBass on Twitter   Visit TalkBass on Facebook  

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 06:48 AM.




Copyright 2011 Talk Music Group Inc. All rights reserved.
Play guitar? Visit our new sister site TalkGuitar.com [beta]
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.12
Copyright ©2000 - 2012, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.