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Old 11-07-2000, 08:34 PM
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i fell off a ladder at work yesterday and when i got out of the shower this morning i noticed i had a crack in my butt.
has anyone else had this problem?
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Old 11-07-2000, 08:58 PM
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hey, i've had that problem too! i'm not alone...

weird thing though, i sat in this vinyl chair at the beach all day, and when i went in to change clothes, i noticed the crack had sealed up! i wish it would make up its mind down there...
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Old 11-07-2000, 09:09 PM
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hardy har har. very funny guys. this is going off to humor.
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Old 11-07-2000, 09:11 PM
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may not be "BASS" humor, but then again, you got your crack at the bass of the ladder, right
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Old 11-07-2000, 09:18 PM
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I think the assumption is...that it's humor...
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may not be "BASS" humor, but then again, you got your crack at the bass of the ladder, right
it wasn't hitting the bass of the ladder that was the problem it was the speed i gathered on the way to it.
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Old 11-08-2000, 01:46 PM
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This is toliet humor....I love it!
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Old 11-12-2000, 02:07 AM
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LOL, yeah, i managed to "crack" at smile at it!

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Watch it! Ill have to "crap" up your face!
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