Festival Gig Story- Cougar Action?

guitarjam6 · #1 09-03-2010, 12:49 AM

This is a motivational real account of awesomeness.

Well, I got to play on this big ass stage, SummerShade Festival in Grant Park Atlanta with killer backlined gear. I took 3 shots of rum and shotgunned a PBR right before I get on stage, and the band kills it. Best set ever, biggest crowd...excellent. 400-600 people, actually paying attention to us. The festival organizer and soundguy are telling us we were the best band yet... (got some tunes of it on reverbnation.com/thefiascoatl, and thefiascoatl.com) probably cause I bought em a beer before the set.

It gets better... after the set I get some free fish tacos and offer them to a group of girls. Let the sexual innuendo begin. The pretty one takes a liking to me, and 45 minutes later we walk to her friends place. Sweet. A few friends leave, and we've got the place all to ourselves, done deal. Turns out she's a 35yr old hair salon owner who rides street bikes and was a dance instructor for 10 years... It was like my life turned into a really awesome movie for like 5 hours.

Question is... I'm 25. Is this considered some cougar action? Cause I definitely walked a lil taller the next day. This had been a goal of mine for quite some time. And to all you younger cats out there.... TOTALLY RECOMMEND IT! Best part is she didn't even see me on stage. I actually thought she wanted to hook up cause I was super funky on the bass... haha!!!

Any of you younger dudes ever get the coug pickup?

bigben379 · #2 09-03-2010, 12:56 AM

haha nice work son!!!! Ive had a bit of cougar action , although most of it was extremely alcahol induced and ended in late night/early morning great escape re-enactments out of her house......

puddin tame · #3 09-03-2010, 01:07 AM

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww w

fish tacos *vomit*

Atnum · #4 09-03-2010, 01:20 AM

Well cougars are women who are over 35 that want to hook up with young fellows. So yeah, I guess you did get lucky.. I hooked up once with a woman who was 8 or 9 years older then me (I was 22, she was 30 or 31), pretty good in the sack.

Now make sure she has money and you got yourself a nice suger mommy.

deadworld101 · #5 09-03-2010, 01:24 AM

So what your telling me is after you offer her a free fish taco she in return gives you some free fish taco?

YoMomma · #6 09-03-2010, 02:00 AM

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This had been a goal of mine for quite some time

What, to get laid?

TreetarDed · #7 09-03-2010, 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by deadworld101

So what your telling me is after you offer her a free fish taco she in return gives you some free fish taco?

in-your-endo

no pics, no cougar

zagralin_arf · #8 09-03-2010, 02:14 AM

Cougars start at 35... Good job!

Marginal Tom · #9 09-03-2010, 02:28 AM

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Originally Posted by TreetarDed

no pics, no cougar

Thank you! This made my day a whole lot better.

MatticusMania · #10 09-03-2010, 09:52 AM

Yes, cougars are awesome! The day before my 21st birthday I end up at the home of a 31 year old ex-Budweiser model. We start making out and she tells me that she's really 37. I said I didnt care, cuz she was hot, and we proceeded to get it on for the 5 hours or so. Around 11:30pm or so I decide to head home, as I have to work the next day and all. I get dressed and on my way out check my phone. Apparently my best friend had been trying to get ahold of me for 5 hours and since I wasnt answering started calling hospitals and police stations looking for me. I got home (my parents were out of town) and found a party of my friends kicking it in my backyard. They all asked me why I looked so beat up, I took off my shirt to reveal my battlewounds. Yes, she was a scratcher. I wore those marks with pride until they healed.

JimB52 · #11 09-03-2010, 09:31 PM

At my age, a cougar is more like a kitten.

EdHunter · #12 09-05-2010, 12:53 PM

When you say attractive, middle aged women looking for "younger men", does that mean 17?

gttim · #13 09-05-2010, 01:44 PM

Yes, 37 at 25 is cougar action. I hope she taught you something you did not know before and that she returned you to the wild a little better for the experience.

BTW, do you know what is better than 37 at 25? 37 at 47. I speak from experience at both.

alembicguy · #14 09-05-2010, 01:47 PM

No pic no cougar.

JimB52 · #15 09-05-2010, 01:51 PM

Age is just a number. At least late at night. Especially after alcohol gets involved.

JimmyM · #16 09-05-2010, 02:25 PM

when i was 20, i hooked up with the 36 year old mother of a girl i once dated for about 5 minutes. of course now she's 65 so i'm glad it didn't work out

but it's fun while it lasts.

WhiteKnuckles · #17 09-05-2010, 08:04 PM

That's some fine bass playing young man....

countrybass007 · #18 09-05-2010, 08:18 PM

Let's see, a couger at my age would be in her 70s, guess I'll leave it to you younger dudes. Sounds like days gone bye for some of us, but sounds like a great memory for you. Congrats!

capnsandwich · #19 09-05-2010, 08:30 PM

It all depends on the cougar. A cougar to me is 40+, not 35. However, some of those cougars out there can look like they're not a day over 29, just like 16 year olds can look 25. In the end, did you hit it? If so, you got some pics of this 35 year old? If not, I don't believe a word.

mindgrinder · #20 09-05-2010, 08:49 PM

Just curious, At what age would being a Cougar end and being a Sabertooth begin?