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Old 11-01-2010, 07:04 PM
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It was a great night. The bar held a costume contest that helped the draw. We played well and even had a decent audience after 12 for a change. All were had by a good time!

But......

It could have gone completely south earlier in the evening.

Some piece of human garbage (to be known hereafter as Knob to avoid more offensive descriptors) stole the drummers portable digital recorder from a bag on a table he was sitting next to. All the while watching us set up with a pleasant smile on his face. Drummer realized it was gone in time and ended up finding the Knob in a bathroom stall. Drummer had him trapped in there and wasn’t going to let him out till he turned over the goods. Knob is lucky to be alive with Drummer leaving the bathroom without one of Knobs arms. Drummer is a very large Irish tempered fellow.

But there’s more: Knob strolls out of the bathroom all cocky and giving the bar staff attitude for making him leave. He's Giving us attitude on the way out too. Guitarist and I follow behind him and the bar girls for some moral support, then guitarist spouts off some choice words and Knob fires back. Next thing you know the Knob is calling guitarist out and it’s about to go to blows. The bar girls are no barrier, so I end up putting guitarist in a bear hold and push him back inside while the girls shoo the Knob down the way. I stay outside and make sure he’s still moving in the right direction.

Knob casually strolls down the strip mall and I see him go inside some other place, a VFW post. Just then Drummer comes out after he’s realized that Knob still has his charger and some cables. We run down to the VFW and find him calmly sitting at the bar (uninvited) like nothing’s happened. Drummer proceeds to make it clear to him that death is near unless he turns over the rest of the stuff. Meanwhile the VFW his having their own loud party and a couple of scraggly old vets turn their attention to the developing scene at the bar. They demand to know what the hell we all are doing in their private club. Drummer explains the situation and they see the “sincerity” and turn to Knob and suggest he give up the stuff and get the hell out of their place.

Knob plays innocent, I inform him that he’s on his way to jail and start dialing 911. Slowly he starts pulling items out of his pockets like he doesn’t know they are in there. One thing, “More” Another thing “More”, finally Drummer is satisfied all his stuff is back. VFW crew escorts the Knob out the door and follow him through the parking lot, hoping to find out what he’s driving. Meanwhile I’m still on with the cops giving a description. Knob just keeps strolling the parking lot, then down the street. I direct the officers to where they may find him and they catch up to him shortly about a ¼ mile away.

Another cop comes to talk to us and get the story, I end up leaving Drummer with the cop because it’s like 8:45 and I still need to get into my costume to play at 9. Unfortunately the Knob doesn’t seem to have any outstanding warrants (to my surprise) Drummer comes away without pressing charges because of the time and hassle it would surely turn out to be, but satisfied that he has Knob's name and a police report. All Drummer can say is “This isn’t over”.

Thankfully, cooler heads prevailed and it didn’t derail the night. Although Drummer was beating his kit into submission more than usual that night. I swear his snare hits were as loud as rifle shots for the 1st two sets.

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Old 11-01-2010, 07:10 PM
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Wow sounds like one great time!

I honestly do not know what goes through peoples heads when they act foolish enough to steal in perfect sight and play dumb.
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Old 11-01-2010, 07:37 PM
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Yeah, Knob was a piece of work. We all were #!@#$^# for catching him stealing
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Old 11-01-2010, 07:47 PM
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My best guess is that life has led them to think they are, for whatever twisted reason, owed something.
It's always great to hear stories like this that end as just an amusing anecdote, with some semblance of justice or when the band prevails despite such things.
Being a drummer myself I could imagine beating my heads to a pulp imagining they're that guys behind after something like this.
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Old 11-01-2010, 07:48 PM
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My best guess is that life has led them to think they are, for whatever twisted reason, owed something.
It's always great to hear stories like this that end as just an amusing anecdote, with some semblance of justice or when the band prevails despite such things.
Being a drummer myself I could imagine beating my heads to a pulp imagining they're that guys behind after something like this.
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Old 11-01-2010, 07:54 PM
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I went to your band page. Definitely wouldn't want to mess with your drummer! Nice bass work BTW. I'll watch your schedule and catch a show when I'm in the Valley.
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I went to your band page. Definitely wouldn't want to mess with your drummer! Nice bass work BTW. I'll watch your schedule and catch a show when I'm in the Valley.
Thanks! Ha! yeah drummer dude is someone I'm glad is on my side for sure. The Knob probably won't come to any physical harm (drummer is smarter than that), but I have no doubt some clever karma will be visited on him.

I see you're in the "AZ mtns" Rim country, Flag, down south?
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Show Low actually. I get off the mountain occasionally though, especially in the winter.
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Show Low actually. I get off the mountain occasionally though, especially in the winter.
Nice place, got arrested there on my 1st day in the state 25+ years ago. Got to meet Judge Ray F. Dahm. Memory of a lifetime.
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shoot, you should've been at our club on Halloween...the main bassist there (my bf plays guitar, but used to be the main bass player-didn't want to add confusion..oh and I sometimes play there too, lol) has a lot of ex girlfriends and all..anyways, some jealous girls there started on his girlfriend and him. I heard my guy tell them to leave the bass player alone and let him do his job and the cop gets on stage too to monitor. Next thing you know, the bass player is off the stage and there is a big fight with the jealous girl's guy friends. The drummer, who's a black belt, sneaks out and is ready in case as is my boyfriend. The whole band quits playing. Ticked me off cause my guy was in the middle of singing...grrr.
I had sang "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" earlier and some last night thought that was funny. Well, a fight did break out once while I was singing, but I told them it happened this time like a set later.
I think that the drama should of been "taken care of" after the club closed, not during while the band was playing. Oh well..
oh here is a picture of me singing that night..no bass playing. They tried to get me to do a song on bass but I didn't do it.
I was dressed as Cat Woman (the flash didn't go off on the ones taken while I was up there...I had to doctor it up some to see me!! lol)
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update: owner um, fired the bass player. Soooo my bf is gonna start playing bass again...which means more "me time" on stage on bass cause he plays 4 string like me. The soon to be ex bass player played a fiver...I can play it a little but not used to it. It was too inconvenience to switch out basses every time they wanted me up there to sit in.
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