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Old 10-16-2002, 11:27 PM
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We've got a gig this friday, its a "104 rock night" put on by a radio station in Toledo, OH......104.7 WIOT. I have been to a few of these rock nights before, and they totally kick ***. They always have wet t-shirt contests, which end up to pretty much total nudity. Should be some nice views from up on the stage I'd hope! CAN'T WAIT!!!! PS, I am going to break into spinal taps "big bottom" riff, every time the NUBO is broken....I am sure not too many people will get it, but those who do will be sure to appreciate!
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Guys, look on the bright side...at least you are not getting a bunch of panties thrown at you, like we did back in the '70s
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Well rickbass, I can't say I'm tired of having women flash me, but I see what you mean. I've noticed a bit of hipocrisy among women (girls?) in clubs that play "bootie music" on band breaks. First, we are told that women are not sex objects. And if we make a "sexist" remark we get the riot act read to us. Yet, when the "bootie music" is playing, these women will be on the dance floor shaking their butts and rubbing their body parts on men they don't even know! Dancing to sexist lyrics like "Just shake that a$$ bi%$h and let me see what you got" or "You a fine mot#$%f%$^er won't you back that a$$ up.
Seems like sexism is OK as long as you're having fun and lookin' hot!
How come when guys talk dirty to a woman its called harassment, but if they talk dirty to us its $3.99 a minute?
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How come when guys talk dirty to a woman its called harassment, but if they talk dirty to us its $3.99 a minute?
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