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07-19-2009, 12:06 AM
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anybody have any good bass fml stories?
i'll start off
i was pumped for this gig, especially since the first song in the set had a big bass break. i walked up to center stage and started playing, with the volume turned down
the next bass break i messed up, at full volume
FML.
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07-19-2009, 08:43 AM
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07-20-2009, 06:34 AM
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07-20-2009, 06:44 AM
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07-20-2009, 09:23 AM
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07-20-2009, 09:25 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: San Diego, CA, USA | | | I really only have one story. The night before a pretty important show, I decided I'd be a good neighbor and help a guy take the bumper off his truck. Rusty nut, no gloves, nut gave way and I sliced my index and middle finger on my right hand to the bone. No feeling in my fingertips for awhile.
I superglued it, taped it, played the show the next day with a mixture of pick, fingerstyle and pain.
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07-20-2009, 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Mo'Phat Rusty nut, no gloves, nut gave way and I sliced my index and middle finger on my right hand to the bone. | Um.. remember, this site is an all ages site. 
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07-20-2009, 10:05 AM
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07-20-2009, 11:00 AM
| | | | very well said. very witty on the part of jordasch lol
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07-20-2009, 01:24 PM
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07-21-2009, 10:02 PM
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07-21-2009, 10:03 PM
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07-21-2009, 10:07 PM
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07-21-2009, 10:10 PM
| | | | Well, I had a jack problem and went on stage. This is how it went.
Break? Time to wank!
*Gets ready to take over-glorified wankfesting to a whole new level when suddenly...*
POP POP POP POP PPPPPOP
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07-22-2009, 01:35 AM
| | | | I was playing a bunch of nirvana covers for a middle school show in front of everyone. The time came for "Rape me". It wasn't well received by the school's staff.......
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07-22-2009, 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Uribam I was playing a bunch of nirvana covers for a middle school show in front of everyone. The time came for "Rape me". It wasn't well received by the school's staff....... | rotflmao omfg im dieing here
ok my fml is that when i was playing yyz one time at a big show for my band my gf throws a thong to me(i told her it was my dream as a muscian) i sliped on it it was almost time for my bass solo 
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