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Old 07-28-2007, 10:49 AM
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I found this ad on Tampa Craiglsit what a hoot!

I wanna start an insane band. I'm into 80's hair metal and i'm also young. I'm so serious about this, this is my dream so you better not ****in play. Dont respond if your like 40 years old or something like that. Ok, i know how to read music i practice everyday. When we get together i wanna to try to practice everyday and not just 1 freakin day per week. I have a kick ass attitude which helps me write music. I have big 80's hair, I dont smoke or drink. I'm looking for musicians who are dependible and have a a kick ass i dont care attitude(BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO BE SERIOUS WITH MUSIC!).Messege Me if your interested or call me at . Thanks.
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Old 07-28-2007, 11:01 AM
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Funny! Lots of lessons upcoming for that youngster to learn, I'm sure.

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Old 07-28-2007, 12:44 PM
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so he wants someone who doesn't care yet is completely serious about it...lol
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Old 07-28-2007, 12:58 PM
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i think what he is tryingto say is...kick ass.
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He just a young, kick ass guy thats into 80's hair bands that is looking for a few other young, kick ass guys into 80's hair bands that want to make an 'I dont care, but I'm serious' band. They can't be that rare... can they?
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Dude, this is like, so much my absolute dream gig, I can't even believe this is happening! I've even been buying up all kinds of pink & green Spandex, just for such an opportunity!

Gonna go to CL Tampa, and find this guy...
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I've even been buying up all kinds of pink & green Spandex, just for such an opportunity!
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Old 07-28-2007, 05:48 PM
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Hell yeah.Time to buy some yellow and black spandex.Do I need to wear a cup??
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Old 07-28-2007, 06:13 PM
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Hell yeah.Time to buy some yellow and black spandex.Do I need to wear a cup??
No, but when wearing spandex I do find that wearing a few rolled up socks works well for stage presence.

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Old 07-29-2007, 02:02 PM
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I almost forgot he is a BASSPLAYER!!!!!!!!!
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I think I just figured out why my band has been having a nightmare finding a new drummer. We're just not "I don't care serious" enough and we don't emphasize how kick-ass we need everyone to be.
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Old 07-29-2007, 02:12 PM
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Can we bet on age? I got $5 on 13.
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Old 07-29-2007, 02:20 PM
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I live in Tampa and I met guys in their 20'sand 30's that are like that!
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Old 07-29-2007, 02:36 PM
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"I have a kick ass attitude which helps me write music."


I love it!
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Can we bet on age? I got $5 on 13.
$7 says he's 13 "and a half"

(I just turned 40 "and a half") darn I'm on his "don't show up" list) what the heck do I do with these legwarmers now.

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I wanna start an insane band. I'm into 80's hair metal .... I'm so serious about this, this is my dream ....... I have a kick ass attitude which helps me write music. I have big 80's hair, I dont smoke or drink.


I thought smoking and drinking (not to mention out-of-control use of coke and other hard drugs) was a requirement for 80's hair metal.



This guy needs some
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Haha... a great example of why children shouldn't be allowed on the internet unsupervised.
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Old 07-30-2007, 03:37 PM
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Haha... a great example of why children shouldn't be allowed on the internet unsupervised.

Is that the reason why I shouldnt post ads in the Adult Wanted section?
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Party on Garth. Really funny. Thanks for posting this.
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Can we bet on age? I got $5 on 13.
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$7 says he's 13 "and a half"

(I just turned 40 "and a half") darn I'm on his "don't show up" list) what the heck do I do with these legwarmers now.

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Haha... a great example of why children shouldn't be allowed on the internet unsupervised.

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