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Old 11-15-2007, 11:36 PM
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It's obvious that she can't play, but I didn't care too much, while watching this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY__U6NOmx8
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Old 11-15-2007, 11:52 PM
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What? What bass?
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Old 11-16-2007, 12:10 AM
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Am I gay if the first thing I want to do to her is fix her right hand plucking technique?
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Old 11-16-2007, 12:22 AM
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Am I gay if the first thing I want to do to her is fix her right hand plucking technique?
lol

well check out this guys right-hand tecnhnique

makes me want to buy a jazz-bass

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8Lk0TDlvuk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtVjIQQKEvY
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Old 11-16-2007, 01:31 AM
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Old 11-16-2007, 01:50 AM
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Wish I had the maid & Yuura's slap tech ---___---

Anyways she would look better with my Jag
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Old 11-16-2007, 02:27 AM
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oh man!
I was really hoping to see a hor french maid...but yeah, she's not really my case..

...she even cant play bass proplery!!!!

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Old 11-16-2007, 02:35 AM
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haha that's the worst thing i've ever seen. at least the song is by a band called Turdzilla.
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Old 11-16-2007, 02:54 AM
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That's the first bass I had Ibenez Black Eagle or something like that.


Loved that axe !



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Old 11-16-2007, 08:09 AM
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Wish I had the maid & Yuura's slap tech ---___---
My girlfriend is an actual bass player, so maybe I'll ask her to dress up for me lol.

and Yuura, man, that guy rips . Kra is nothing without their bass player.

Good teacher too, as his lesson transcends language barriers.
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Old 11-16-2007, 01:26 PM
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lol

well check out this guys right-hand tecnhnique

makes me want to buy a jazz-bass

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8Lk0TDlvuk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtVjIQQKEvY
That's a P/J bass.
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That's a P/J bass.
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That's a P/J bass.
yeah- It's got tons of mojo

Damn I wish I could understand what he is saying.
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yeah- It's got tons of mojo

Damn I wish I could understand what he is saying.
man, no kidding about the mojo. you see where he wore out the pickguard near the neck heel? WOW, that's some powerful playing
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Old 11-17-2007, 12:28 AM
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the video seriously disturbed me. shes all over the place. man that sucked. that was the worst insult to bass playing. i thnk i need to get drunk to get over that. yeah shes hot but she killed the bass playing.

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Old 11-17-2007, 06:12 AM
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Clearly the start of a porn vid....can we see the rest where it gets a bit hotter...
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Shes not actually playing...
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Old 11-17-2007, 07:57 AM
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eh kinda stupid, if i wanted to see some good bassplaying there are tons of better YT vids I could see, if I wanted to see a good looking girl then there are a bunch of other sites I could see.
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