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Old 06-20-2011, 07:27 AM
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I had an experience this weekend that really annoyed me. It's the 50th anniversary of our town's high school (this is what passes for excitement here), so there's going to be a big to-do over the 4th of July weekend, part of which involved a concert by local musos. Some friends of mine and I thought to throw together a pickup band for the occasion, essentially donating time and also paying the ($75!!!!) ticket price. We're all solid players who know a lot of songs, and most of us have played together before.

Then the lady organizing the show asked us for a set list.

So we provided a list of songs.... mostly rock stuff gathered up from the last several decades. Since we knew it was going to be an all-ages-including-old-people-and-kids situation, we avoided anything we thought questionable.

We didn't expect to have Maude Flanders as our commissar.

Some of the comments about songs:

Brown-Eyed Girl is 'too much about sex."

The Saw Doctors' "I'd Love to Kiss the Bangles" takes the Lord's name in vain.

Warren Zevon's Werewolf of London "would scare children with monsters."

The Ramones' Rock and Roll High School 'would start fights.'

Jimi Hendrix Red House "would make people sad."

Boney Moronie is 'immortal.' I think she means 'immoral.'

Fortunate Son is 'offensive to vertrans' (sic)

Makisupa Policeman is "insulting to police officers."


It goes on and on (and on!) in this vein for every song we suggested, and then suggests we play some country music, suggesting 'Garth Books' and 'Billyray Siris,' and requests we send in ANOTHER set list to be 'approved' before the show. To add injury to insult, she caps it off with a request for $500 to be paid into the event's general fund.

The general consensus among the various musicians, from our group and others, is that we're so annoyed that we don't want anything to do with the event.

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Old 06-20-2011, 07:50 AM
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They get to edit your set list AND you get the privilege of giving them $500????

Hmmm, I might have to pass on that. Tell them the Osmonds are available.
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Sounds like my kinda gig! Do they want a P&W bassist by any chance?
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Old 06-20-2011, 08:00 AM
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You have to pay?

Doesn't sound like a good time.
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Old 06-20-2011, 08:06 AM
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I'm surprised they suggested Garth Brooks, wouldn't that promote cheating on your wife ?
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What was it the sign over the gates of hell said...Abandon hope all ye who enter here...or something pretty close.

Sounds like it's only going to get worse, so unless you have pull with someone else involved in organizing this little soiree, drop it like it's hot and move on.
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I'm surprised they suggested Garth Brooks, wouldn't that promote cheating on your wife ?
I have to admit, I know nothing about Garth Brooks except I first heard the name back when Bob Saget was doing America's Funniest Home Videos.

Another guy just pointed this out to me (I missed it).... it's $500 each.
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Old 06-20-2011, 08:15 AM
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Censorship. How un-American.
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Y'all better stop playing the devils music. But seriously, pay $500 to play really???
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Old 06-20-2011, 08:22 AM
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I have no problem playing for free for such events. But paying anything, least of all 500 bucks? No way

Stay home. The juice is no where worth the squeeze on this one
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You guys were more than generous. I'd write an op ed piece for the local paper illuminating that horrible treatment. Sound like they guaranteed it'll be a lame event.
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I'd write an op ed piece for the local paper illuminating that horrible treatment. Sound like they guaranteed it'll be a lame event.

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Old 06-20-2011, 09:45 AM
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I would send back a list of extremely offensive songs.

no way I would play that show.
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Old 06-20-2011, 09:51 AM
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That's pretty annoying indeed. I'd ask her if it should be her personal opinions or the crowd/organizer's opinion that should matter. If you are offended in the least bit by those songs, it's kinda weird that she hasn't commited hara-kiri over the TV news every day.
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Old 06-20-2011, 10:06 AM
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yep... you should send her a list of really good songs like ...

Breaking the Law
Highway to Hell
Number of the Beast
VooDoo
Thunder Rolls - Heck she asked for some Garth Brooks right... make sure you note you'll be doing the 3rd verse.
so many others

I'm just curious on what the comments would be on those...

It's so absurd... i know you didn't make it up.
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Old 06-20-2011, 10:24 AM
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I think a set by Nashville Pussy and Gay Bikers on Acid is in order.


With a Butthole Surfers encore.
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If it wasn't for the $500, I'd send her a list that meets her approval. Explain to her how you really understand and appreciate her trying to look out for everyones best interests. Then I'd get on stage and play my original set list. See if she jumps up on stage and tries to stop you mid set, or tries to have the plug pulled. Maybe throw in Footloose for a laugh.
Make sure you have someone from the press nearby. It could be priceless free PR for your band, and point her out to be the McCarthy-ist that she is.
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Old 06-20-2011, 11:26 AM
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"Red House" concluding with "if my baby don't love me no more, I know her sister will" is supposed to be sad? It sounds like he is about to have a really good time with his ex-girlfriend's sister to me.
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