Hello, TB.
So, I was reading up for my German Language exams and among other things there was an exercise to come up with (fictional) adresses for different people, and as an example there was a man named Jens Funk.

First, I think this name is and Epic Win, because with a name like this you would never have a problem with naming you band. Just picture an album like "Jens Funk - The Greatest hits" or something, insta hit.
Second, I started to wonder and went to google the name. Guess what, there is a real man named Jens Funk,
Prof Dr. Jens Funk. I mean, his colleagues have to call him Professor Funk everyday, and if he gigged could introduce himself to the crowd as Doctor Funk. Awesome.

And third, there is an actual
Coat of Arms for the family of Funk.
I don`t know what else you`re gonna do if you have a shield with Funk coat of arms, because you have already breaked the awesome-meter. I just don`t know.
Confused,
Clayman.