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Old 11-02-2009, 11:22 PM
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Funkateers - what do you wear on gigs?

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The best hat for metal, is the hat the dude, Kesslari wore the other day to open for The Ohio Players.
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lots of tight stuff and purple
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Old 11-02-2009, 11:27 PM
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Wooh...no tight stuff for me. Not like I'm approaching terminal mass or anything...I'm just not-so-much "in shape" is all. I like to wear anything dark enough to make my bass stand out.
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Old 11-03-2009, 01:59 AM
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Ronkat Spearman, back in SF's BoomBoom Room.


Who cares what you are wearing when you have a Spector like that.
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Old 11-03-2009, 03:09 AM
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I like to wear loud colored suits, full 3 piece deals, ala Morris Day and the Time. I have a specifically good suit that makes both my basses look awesome (especially the natural one)- it's gold. I have another one that looks great particularly with the sunburst one, that one is deep red with pinstripes that are black. Suits are fun, and they make really big dudes like me look really sharp.
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Old 11-03-2009, 06:53 AM
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Old 11-03-2009, 01:41 PM
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I have an awesome bright orange fedora hat.... need I wear anything else funky?
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Old 11-03-2009, 03:12 PM
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Old 11-05-2009, 12:13 AM
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lots of tight stuff and purple
like this?

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Old 11-05-2009, 12:14 AM
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Dress sharp. Nice suit.
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Old 11-05-2009, 01:05 AM
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Or maybe these guys.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2wf_...eature=related
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Old 11-05-2009, 06:47 AM
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I'm enjoying this thread. I sweat when I get funky. Booty shakin' , prowling the stage kinda funk, so I lean towards comfort. Jeans, Tee's, Polo etc. Is Gary Shider still wearing his diaper ?
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Red, White and Blue. The primary colours. Good under lights, + a very shiny gold bass.
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Old 11-11-2009, 08:06 PM
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TALK ABOUT WEARIN' FUNK


Actually, I do play bass in my funk band like that.
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