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Old 11-24-2000, 01:20 AM
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put some more stories up, im enjoying these thoroughly.
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Old 11-24-2000, 12:23 PM
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We had this guy come over to audition one time. He actually became a close friend of mine after a while. Anyway, he was pretty drunk when he showed up and on top of that he proceeded to pull out a joint and light it up by the open window. When it came time to jam, he was royally messed up. He also had 2 hearing aids that were not working properly. So not only was he drunk and high, he also couldn't hear anything we said. He walks over to plug his guitar in and kicks the leg of the computer table in. So, the computer and printer slide onto the ground. The guy turns around to pick it up and knocks over his beer onto the floor. He turns back around to ge the beer and knocks over the drummers high hat and snare. Keep in mind he had his guitar strapped on at this time. He was a mess. Just got a DUI 2 days ago actually.
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Old 11-24-2000, 01:01 PM
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One of the bands I play in part time plays dub bass/acid jazz at rave gigs. The band name is The Chicks See D**ks, (we're all guys and obscenity laws are tough in this part of the country). Some lady, (as we later learned), was in a restaurant and heard someone at the next table talking about us playing locally. Well, she thought they were talking about an all female band you, no doubt, have heard of in the U.S. with a very similar name. She got up from her table and got info. on how to contact us from the person to whom she was listening. When she called, the promoter who puts these raves on told her we wouldn't audition for her upcoming opportunity but that she could come and hear us. Well, she came to a rave where there were 1000+ people and it turns out she thought she was making a major score by getting The Dixie Chicks for her Junior League dance.

[Edited by rickbass1 on 11-27-2000 at 02:50 PM]
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Old 11-24-2000, 01:36 PM
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why not call yourselves "the chicksie dix".

written it doesn't look so bad and sort of mask its true id, spoken it conveys exactly what yall want.

tell me more about this band (either hear or via my email). i am intrigued by this thought of dub bass/acid jazz rave band. do you have a web site, and possibly mp3's. later
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Old 11-28-2000, 03:03 AM
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why not call yourselves "the chicksie dix".
tell me more about this band (either hear or via my email). i am intrigued by this thought of dub bass/acid jazz rave band. do you have a web site, and possibly mp3's. later
Pierce - First, your questions: We leave the name as it stands even though we could get into a little legal snarl if we had posters put on utility poles and some citizen joe got their panties in a knot over it. One reason is that the name has "brand value" in the rave community in this area, particularly in some midwest college towns. Secondly, the name has an "outlaw" or "subversive" appeal to the target audience. Raves in this area are usually spread by word of mouth. We haven't done handbills for a while. Otherwise, the odds are too high that cops will show up at the rave party. When the heat gets a whiff of one going on, they frisk people as they come in and eyeball them as they leave to see if they're wanged-out or amped on Ecstasy or what-have-you. Booze isn't a problem at all, (unlike the dance clubs where I play with another band), since most of the audience is drinking hyper-caffeine stuff like Kranko or vitamin cocktails. So the underground vibe of the name is a plus.

We don't have any mp3's available and I don't have a website, (I've seen too many personal websites and thought, "You ain't exactly fascinating. Who gives an excretement ?!?!"). However, if you go to http://www.e-sound.at music automatically starts playing which is identical to some of the goa ambient and drum n' bass stuff we play, except I use heavy reverb on that particular line. Or, look up Bill Laswell at http://www.music.lycos.com. We do some of his stuff and they have mp3 downloads available for a lot of his music. Laswell is the bassist who got me interested in this stuff in the first place. Bass Player has written him up, too.

As for the band and the types of music we do, such as goa ambient, psy-trance, drum n' bass, acid jazz (which is really a dirty word among the true believers since it's actually the name of a record label), and trip hop (which is the latest term they hate), from a bassist point of view it's sort of funk+disco+space music. If you crossed Parliament Funkadelic with early Pink Floyd, which is how I think of it, you've pretty well got it, or James Brown on PCP. The guitar is mainly jazz and funk chords, 9ths, 11ths, 13ths, NO power chords, played in upper registers over a melodic bassline played fingerstyle, often with heavy effects, especially fuzz bass and echo or reverb. Slapping/popping/picking are turnoffs; "The sound is awesome, no crackling, no popping, no static, I love it," - "Electronic Control System" by EBN. The keyboards and synthesizers go about anywhere they want but need to restrain themselves from overplaying. Some of the bass registers they can reach are pretty awesome. As for stage presence, appearing "heavy," sullen, or studly is very thermal, uncool. Mainly, just have a good time and show it, shake your roogalator a little. I mainly like playing it for three reasons;

1. The money is decent, base pay + draw against the door, which is often 600-1,500 people @ $7-$10 a head. (2000-4000 is common in KC, St. Louis, and Manhattan, KS, which are day trips from this area).
2. The focus of the listeners is on the music, (besides how they look), not the lyrics or how close your covers are to the original versions. Since dancing is the norm as opposed to watching the band play, the bass and percussion are really the stars.
3. The freedom is immense. Very clean, very high volume is a requirement though. Being experimental is cherished as long as it's done with a musical design/intent instead of merely trying to see how weird you can sound. Ya can't groove to Kraftwerk.

You're in/near Dallas. You should check one out. They're usually way out in the sticks where there aren't any curfews or neighbors. Just ask the guy at the music store checkout with the Wookie, RAM Raiders, and Dub Assassin CD's in his hand.

[Edited by rickbass1 on 11-28-2000 at 03:17 PM]
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Old 11-28-2000, 07:14 AM
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i must admit, i always thought the bass on this type of music was the keyboard variety. i dig it though. im going to have to do some more research into it. thanks for the info.
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Ok Not Exactly an Audition Story but one that sticks with me to this day.
We're playing in this small town about 2 hours from home and we've played there alot and have come to know the bar staff really well.
The DJ says he plays in a band and noticed that we did The Eagles "Take It Easy"
"How about letting me come up and sing it?"
So we figured Ok good DJ doesn't sound to far fetched that he could be a singer.
Keep in mind this is a Live gig
OH MY GOD !!!
Doesn't even come in to the song in the right place
and I've never met anyone who was Tone Deaf Until this guy starts singing.
So we all look at each other and try are hardest to get this over with.
After we're done he says " That was Great lets do another one"
Uh Sorry NO! GO SIT DOWN .
So let this be a lesson to any of you.
Let the Drunks and Posers stay in the Crowd.
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