Funniest quotes from other members.

[RNV]

I also am part of Mazda forum and they have a thread dedicated to quote other members when something they type make you laugh.... really laugh. If this works out, maybe a mod can sticky it.

RULES:
1. Can't quote yourself
2. Must be from this forum, I hope the BD guys find this.
3. Feel free to multi quote or set up the back story if need be.

This should be fun. I've only been here a few weeks now and have notice some wicked humor on here. Have Fun!!!

[drteeth]

Most of Maki's stuff that involves his pride.

[RNV]

In reference to a guy who was jamming with a complete nut job and got out in time.

Originally Posted by David1234

I know where you jammed last summer ....

[shadowtippy]

Originally Posted by drteeth

Most of Maki's stuff that involves his pride.

Maki has pride?

[drteeth]

Originally Posted by shadowtippy

Maki has pride?

I'm sorry, I meant to say his lack of pride

[macaroni tony]

I can't seem to find it...but in the "things you hate to hear non bassists say" one guy posted

"all your bass are belong to us" wth???

made me laugh out loud. Very loudly

[RNV]

Tony, the quote you have in your sig would be perfect for this. LOL

[downstairs]

Quote I just saw in someone's sig.

Originally Posted by relacey

If I were forced to play a bass equal to my talent/ability I'd have a washtub and a stick. And it would probably be a dirty stick.

[RNV]

Best story I've read today.

Originally Posted by Jazzdogg

I once played a gig with a keyboard player whose cat scrambled out of his cabinet - through an open port - as soon as he played his first note.

The cat had apparently climbed into the cab at home, and seemed quite surprised when he found himself at a gig! The poor keyboard player was beside himself with worry - he couldn't decide whether to play the gig, or abandon the bandstand to find the cat.

[xxfaux_punkxx]

when in doubt let us know so we can unplug your amp before you f*** up the rest of us.