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Old 04-29-2011, 11:37 AM
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Who's the funniest Talkbasser?

My vote: Mungibunga

BTW: Has this been done before?
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Old 04-29-2011, 11:38 AM
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mungi, jimmy or benhdy
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Old 04-29-2011, 11:45 AM
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jive FTW....
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Old 04-29-2011, 11:52 AM
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Define "Funny". Like Rodney Dangerfield "funny", or Jeffery Dahmer "funny"??




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After careful consideration, I have concluded that there are a bunch of witty, sometimes irreverent, and all together funny folks on TB. I do rather miss The Dark Reaver's rapier like, if rather course wit.... He's my pick from the banned category.


I think MatticusMania has maintained a spot in my signature for the past several years. I think I should give him his props and nominate him as Funniest TB'er. (Actually, pick any definition of funny you like, and I think it fits him)
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He's got the Moo OO OO OO OO OO OO OObs like Jagger....

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Old 04-29-2011, 11:54 AM
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Old 04-29-2011, 11:56 AM
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man, this place is crammed with comedic geniuses!

"elgecko" and his "PhotoShop" antics never fail, IMO.
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Old 04-29-2011, 12:01 PM
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Another vote for behndy.

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Old 04-29-2011, 12:03 PM
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lots of guys, but i think Relic was the most recent TBer who made me chuckle...
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Old 04-29-2011, 12:08 PM
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Relic and Matticus are often good for a chuckle in OT.

Several folk unintentionally make me laugh every time they post, but I'll spare their blushes.

+1 to the elgecko photoshop stuff. The guy's a genius with visual humour.
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Old 04-29-2011, 12:10 PM
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lots of guys, but i think Relic was the most recent TBer who made me chuckle...
Simultaneous props to Relic from us both - great minds think alike.

Phalex also cracks me up, but maybe that's more on Facebook than on TB.
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Old 04-29-2011, 12:13 PM
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d'awwwww!

ElGeCKo's photoshop DOES constantly amuse. PHalex is a derty little boy. urm....... Blue Wine?
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Who ever is the guy who keeps posting the "whats the best bass for..." threads. That guy cracks me up!
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I vote for Kwesi and his "four bangers are on the decline" thread.
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Old 04-29-2011, 12:54 PM
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Both Jive and Phalex seem to crack me up pretty regularly.
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Lot's of them, lot's, but I give you the name 5StringBlues and his flow of conciousness
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phalex has always given me a good laugh.
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Old 04-29-2011, 04:22 PM
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oh yah! Jive. when he was taking the **** out of BW? WOOF.
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Old 04-29-2011, 04:29 PM
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Phalex, hands down. Whenever I see his avatar, I crack up, and always read his comments. Seems like a cool guy to hang out with.
His recent comment on the "Vulcan Death Grip" literally caused me to pass coffee thru my nose.
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Phalex, hands down. Whenever I see his avatar, I crack up, and always read his comments. Seems like a cool guy to hang out with.
His recent comment on the "Vulcan Death Grip" literally caused me to pass coffee thru my nose.
Me too!
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