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Old 11-30-2008, 03:11 PM
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This one had my wife and I rolling on the floor.
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Old 11-30-2008, 03:18 PM
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Veeeeery interesting.
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Old 11-30-2008, 03:20 PM
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where do I sign up?
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Old 11-30-2008, 03:23 PM
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Do I get to wear one of those "pointy" helmets?
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Old 11-30-2008, 03:23 PM
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Old 11-30-2008, 05:44 PM
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Ja! Ja! Das MusikNazis: Ve vant das clavierverschmoogen!

Ve are Das MusikNazis und ve vant Krapp keyboardist fur das KrapMusikBand. Ve vill play vat der guitarFuhrer vants und it vill all be zimple und eesy to play mit der gerfingerplunken on der clavierverschmoogen!

No von who ist playink mit der two hands und playink der real musick need apply. Ve only vant to cover ze saxertooterphone und ze bleat bleat hornsen. Piano ist verboten. Organ ist ickypoo. Ve vill control every plinkety plonk ve vant you to do. Ve know everysing und ve vant no von who ist creative and forward thinkink!!!

Das robot vould be ideal.

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I gotta so show this to someone! haha!
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Old 11-30-2008, 05:50 PM
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Where's my HOSSENPHEFFER!
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Old 11-30-2008, 05:58 PM
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i almost didnt read it cause i thought it was actually german but then i was like, wait...i think i can make out some words! I thought i heard learned a language out of no where. i was sadly mistaking
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"organ ist ickypoo"

great, now my boss is staring at me for laughing while he was talking to me about revenue.
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nice.
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ha ha that is my kinda funny
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Cook! Cook! Where's my hasenpfeffer!?


Heh. Good one, John.
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Old 11-30-2008, 06:20 PM
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Zis thread deliverz!
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I SAWZ NOSINGZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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