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Old 03-02-2008, 10:55 PM
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Old 03-02-2008, 11:06 PM
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Old 03-02-2008, 11:18 PM
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I just burst out laughing, and thank goodness no one else was in the room.

That is sooooooo a joke that only a bass player will get. Hilarious
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Old 03-03-2008, 07:42 AM
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I just burst out laughing, and thank goodness no one else was in the room.

That is sooooooo a joke that only a bass player will get. Hilarious
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Old 03-03-2008, 08:50 AM
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Old 03-03-2008, 10:27 AM
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Old 03-03-2008, 07:34 PM
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"Jeremy had been winning his fight with the DB...right up to the second he thought 'This isn't so hard.' Then the bass turned and attacked."
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Old 03-04-2008, 05:59 AM
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"Jeremy had been winning his fight with the DB...right up to the second he thought 'This isn't so hard.' Then the bass turned and attacked."
LMAO!!! That's hilarious!
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but he is on the wrong side....
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Old 03-04-2008, 09:14 AM
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but he is on the wrong side....
No, he's part of the lefty's union (Illustrious honorable member, Inspector 13-1/2)
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Hahaha thats priceless
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Hmm this may be the wrong place but I heard a great bass joke....
"how do you know there's a bass guitarist at the front door?...he has his head caught in the catflap"
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