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Old 09-11-2009, 08:23 AM
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I was bored and I create a couple of designs on Cafe Press for funny bass related shirts. I figured I would share them with you guys.

EDIT:
I had to make new shirts because mine were banned. Turns out the word "CAUTION!" is trademarked or has a copyright or whatever. How crazy us that.
Anyways here are new links to new shirts that can actually be purchased. I just swapped to read "Danger"..lol

http://shop.cafepress.ca/design/35570431
http://shop.cafepress.ca/design/35570427
http://shop.cafepress.ca/design/35570429
http://shop.cafepress.ca/design/35570434
http://shop.cafepress.ca/design/35570432


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I like the first.
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Old 09-11-2009, 08:36 AM
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I like the first.
I like the first, but I wouldn't wear it. The last one, however, I would.

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Old 09-11-2009, 08:55 AM
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I would wear them all! Love it!
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Old 09-11-2009, 10:19 AM
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I made my self one with my bands log and underneath it says "I'm just the bass player"
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Old 09-11-2009, 10:26 AM
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I'd buy it for $10, maybe $15, but $25?!
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Cafe press is always expensive. I doubt the designer chose those prices.
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those are pretty funny.

i've got a shirt that says "Thump a Bass, Hump The Bassplayer"
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Old 09-11-2009, 11:26 AM
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Thanks.

Yeah they are a little pricey but I didn't make up those prices. But now for some reason people can't purchase these because the tagged my images as "pending approval". I just wanted to make the panties shirt for myself but figured I would leave it up for others too.

When the approve my images I will post an update
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What I wanna know is -

Which head and cab is that?

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So if I wear that shirt, I become a bass amp?
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I wonder if I should wear one in church on Sunday morning when I play with the worship team?

Dem people are too uptight sometimes
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I think #3 gets the point across pretty clearly.
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I had to make new shirts because mine were banned. Turns out the word "CAUTION!" is trademarked or has a copyright or whatever. How crazy us that.
Anyways here are new links to new shirts that can actually be purchased. I just swapped to read "Danger"..lol

http://shop.cafepress.ca/design/35570431
http://shop.cafepress.ca/design/35570427
http://shop.cafepress.ca/design/35570429
http://shop.cafepress.ca/design/35570434
http://shop.cafepress.ca/design/35570432
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Old 09-16-2009, 05:33 AM
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I was bored and I create a couple of designs on Cafe Press for funny bass related shirts. I figured I would share them with you guys.

EDIT:
I had to make new shirts because mine were banned. Turns out the word "CAUTION!" is trademarked or has a copyright or whatever. How crazy us that.
Anyways here are new links to new shirts that can actually be purchased. I just swapped to read "Danger"..lol

http://shop.cafepress.ca/design/35570431
http://shop.cafepress.ca/design/35570427
http://shop.cafepress.ca/design/35570429
http://shop.cafepress.ca/design/35570434
http://shop.cafepress.ca/design/35570432


Hey,
Is there a posibility that you send me the logo? The one that says: may shake your balls infertile? I'm from Slovenia so i can't exactly buy from that store (or i'm not willing to give about 50€ for one shirt<.<). You can send it to my email: gasper.kojek@gmail.com

thanks
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I had to make new shirts because mine were banned. Turns out the word "CAUTION!" is trademarked or has a copyright or whatever. How crazy us that.
Thats ridiculous!
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I AM TOTALY BUYING THE FIRST ONE.
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