Funny Fretless Bass Review

[mrjim123]

Here is one entire review of a fretless bass:

"Great bass but only one major flaw. No Frets! Idont know what kinda joke this is but there is no frets."

http://bass-guitars.musiciansfriend....ass?sku=519107

[jsingles]

hah i hope that really is a joke.

[UncleBalsamic]

Originally Posted by Warwick should always have frets

Great bass but only one major flaw. No Frets! Idont know what kinda joke this is but there is no frets.

Great review.

[Lichtaffen]

Originally Posted by mrjim123

"Great bass but only one major flaw. No Frets! Idont know what kinda joke this is but there is no frets."

I'll tell you what kind of joke this is: it's the kind that a guy from Florida started back in the late sixties when he pulled all the frets off his bass. It's not funny after you hear that guy play one of these basses.

By the way, "there ARE no frets" is the correct English.

[ColdSteelRain]

"Reviewer's Background beginner "

and they own a $2,600 bass.....

[Basstovsky]

Great bass but only one major flaw, the owners parents are too rich.

But seriously, it sounds like a case of someone going to a music store and buying their kid the most expensive bass they can find, only to realize they know even less than their kid, and accidentally bought a fretless.

[bassman1987]

Epic fail. Does this dude seriously not know what a fretless is?!?!!?

[UncleBalsamic]

I think it just might be a joke guys.

[Captain_Arrrg]

You would think with background in jazz would have prepared him for such a thing. The individual also sounds familiar with Warwick as well so who knows.

And I know it's easy to make the assumption that this sort of inexperience is a sign of age, but it's not. It's just a sign of inexperience (and privilege).

...Or a funny fake review.

im in all honesty the best bassist at my high school and where the **** is my 2600 dollar fretless warwick??? im happy with my 1200 dollar fender, but srsly. i want a 2600 dollar bass

[mjolnir]

I totally want to be this guy when I grow up.